The avatar above you licks your cheek. What would you do?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

this would be my reaction

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I have a feeling my reaction would be a bit more dead since that lick likely comes with a present to the back.

[Sakamirotatsu 11]

I can smell the kush.

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

Show me 'yer pretty face so I can tear it apart with my axe!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I like your attitude almost as much as that lick. Which is to say a lot.

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

*Grabs axe and cuts yer smoke in half* 

 

No smoking yer bugger! 

[AnonBrony 1,468]

I don't think Dwarves should lick people. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

meh its alright Anon its happened before

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

Bloody horse, first it wakes up in bed with me and now it licks me? Jeez, if this keeps up then you will end up as a horse steak on my plate. 

[Kagamine Rin 45]

o.o err...thats ####ing disgusting.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

AH what the hell I'm a ghost how did I feel that what sorcery is this

[Mr F 1,522]

WHAT?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

KITTY!

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

But your paper D: ?!?! 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I'm not paper I'm a ghost and you my friend are glass and you never explained to me how you were able to do that to yourself

[BitterBubblegum 75]

So you're a ghost.... How does that work...

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Ah, thank you. I know that this is an expression of affection in non-humanoid lifeforms, so I am flattered.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Congratulations! you just gained 5 Rads!

[I love Jelly Otter 477]

EWWWWWWWWWW *Washes that part*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

For some reason,you taste like jelly.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

-bites ur ear-

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

My sensors indicate you to be a new type of species... and that your saliva possesses some acidic qualities. Luckily, the substances that construct me are resistant to corrosion, so you may continue your gesture. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, that was unusual.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Go away,chicken!

 

*chases the chicken away*

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

.........................................no I wanted to make a turdunkin out of that!!!