Ask Denshi (or Yumekai i'll also do irl questions)

[Yumekai 735]

Idk, I'm not super smart though... Although i'm pretty street smart.

1, if you don't count the millions i use online

No, But i need some

[Duality 10,740]

11 hours ago, Yumekai said:

No, But i need some

Yes.

Yes, you do. 

 

 

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

What's the most laughably not-dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

What's the most fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

What's the most laughably not-fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

[Yumekai 735]

1. Myself

2. A sleeping daddy long legs...

3. I went to this hibachi restaurant and their stake was great!

4. My mom's stake 

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎18‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 3:27 AM, Yumekai said:

A sleeping daddy long legs

Fun fact: Daddy-long-legs actually have poison venomous enough to kill you, but their fangs aren't anywhere big enough to penetrate our skin.

Not so laughably-not-dangerous now, eh, Yume?

On ‎18‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 3:27 AM, Yumekai said:

My mom's stake 

whoa shots fired

 

 

 

How late do you go to bed?

How early/late do you wake up?

What's the most interesting clock you've ever seen?

What's the weirdest relative you have?

[Yumekai 735]

1. Weekdays 11pm-1am Weekends 12m-4am

2. On Weekdays it's around 7am Weekends... 12n

3. I saw this one that looked like a tablet with a stand

4. My uncle... We don't talk about him... K?

[Duality 10,740]

9 hours ago, Yumekai said:

Weekdays 11pm-1am Weekends 12m-4am

On Weekdays it's around 7am Weekends... 12n

Not bad, not bad. Better than some I've seen, put it that way.

 

 

What's the most impractical novelty item you own?

Approximately how many raindrops do you think have fallen down the back of your neck and been all cold and wet and stuff and made you shudder?

How many pockets are there in all of the clothes you own put together?

WHERE BE YE TREASURE, LANDLUBBER???

[Yumekai 735]

1. I live efficiently...

2. 3000, I do have a ton so that would most likely soak up a lot of it.

3. 25

4. Why would I tell you? You're just gonna steal it

 

[Duality 10,740]

22 hours ago, Yumekai said:

25

And now I've got a mental image of you keeping track of all the pockets you acquire over the years just waiting for someone to ask you how many pockets all your clothes put together have so you can impress them with how readily you respond.

22 hours ago, Yumekai said:

Why would I tell you? You're just gonna steal it

whoa man I think you're getting me confused with flappyhoss here

i'm not gonna steal your treasure i'm your friend man

 

 

How many letters are there in your full name?

How many letters are there in your mailbox?

How many letters are there in your mind?

How many letters are there in the URL of your computer/phone's homepage?

[Yumekai 735]

18, really short

0

0, I don't think much on break 

0, it just sends me to that one chrome screen that shows websites i constantly visit

 

[Duality 10,740]

5 hours ago, Yumekai said:

0

0, I don't think much on break 

0, it just sends me to that one chrome screen that shows websites i constantly visit

"Hello, this is the emergency services department. Would you like police, ambulance, or fire?'

 

 

What do the eaves of your house/place of residence look like?

How many windows does your house/place of residence have?

How many chimneys can you see out of the closest window to you right now?

How many chess games have you lost in your life?

Edited September 21, 2017 by Duality

[Yumekai 735]

Fire, cause i just got roasted  

1. That's a really odd question  it just follows the same path of the rest of the roof.

2. God Dangit Duality let me count! 10, there's ten...

3. I could answer that if i wasn't always in the closet  

4. Idk exactly but i say my win to lose ratio is about 3-1 but i was the best at my elementary school to bad my school doesn't have chess club...

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎21‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 4:35 PM, Yumekai said:

That's a really odd question

What, and the rest of my queries have been perfectly sane and reasonable?

 

 

 

What's the most impressively erudite word you know?

What's the longest word you know?

What's the weirdest word you know?

 

I expect different answers to each question.

[Yumekai 735]

1. Uh, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, I think i watched mary poppins in elementary school.

2. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...

3.  No no no, um Sonic, you see it's games are ok... but some of the fan "art" mostly the ones drawn by younger fans... Should be illegal

Spoiler

Stuff like this^ 

Although there's still tons of AMAZING sonic art,but that... that stuff just scares me!

Edit: These questions sure are weird, you can ask more personal questions too ya know?

Edited September 24, 2017 by Yumekai

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎22‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 7:39 PM, Yumekai said:

These questions sure are weird, you can ask more personal questions too ya know?

I just rather like asking weird questions; the answers tend to reveal a lot about people's personalities and senses of humour, as well as be more interesting than the generic 'what's it like to be you' sort of questions.

Would you prefer it if I asked more personal questions?

[Yumekai 735]

I mean it just looked like you where running out ideas, you can ask weird or more personal whichever you wanna do.

[Duality 10,740]

14 hours ago, Yumekai said:

I mean it just looked like you where running out ideas, you can ask weird or more personal whichever you wanna do.

I was just trying to run with a theme for each set of questions.

 

 

Here, have some questions that are sort of more personal in that they relate to your personality but are still pretty weird. Compromise.

What would you do if a random person wearing a neon-pink balaclava hugged you on the street?

What would you do if you became trapped inside a portaloo that smelt oddly like mackerel?

What would you do if a fist-sized quasi-organic meteorite impacted your backyard?

What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber standing on your roof to escape his rabid fans?

[Yumekai 735]

1. I'd be pretty ok with it, mostly because neon pink is a pretty cool color.

2. I would call someone and explain awkwardly that i'm in a portaloo that smells of mackerel.

3. I'd give it to dem science people, unlike all the dramatic junk that some people do in the movies.

4. I never liked Justin Bieber, i'd just call the cops they're all trespassing.

[Duality 10,740]

6 hours ago, Yumekai said:

I would call someone and explain awkwardly that i'm in a portaloo that smells of mackerel.

I love how you say you'd tell them that it smells like mackerel but not that you're actually stuck in it and need their help to escape.

"Hi, I'm in a portaloo that smells like mackerel"

"..." *hangs up*

6 hours ago, Yumekai said:

I'd give it to dem science people, unlike all the dramatic junk that some people do in the movies.

w00t science

 

 

 

What is your favourite type of tea/coffee/otherifotherpleasespecify?

What are your favourite natural and manmade landmarks?

What is the best rubber duckie in the whole wide world?

Who's your favourite Disney princess?

[Yumekai 735]

I like my coffee a brown, and really sweet.

Natural is ruby falls it's beautiful i've been there in person 

Spoiler

This is what it looks like

Ninja Duck

Now while i don't like Disney that much, Moana is my favorite disney princess.

[Duality 10,740]

1 hour ago, Yumekai said:

Now while i don't like Disney that much, Moana is my favorite disney princess.

yet another victim falls before dwayne johnson

 

 

 

What's your favourite cold beverage?

What's your favourite celestial object?

What natural disaster would you be most likely to survive?

What's your favourite suit of armour, whether fictional or IRL?

[Yumekai 735]

Soda

Coment 

Hurricane, Irma proved it (Even though it had to go through an entire state)

Ew, i don't like armour it slows me down, so here's a suit that i used that didn't slow me down

Spoiler

hl3 confirmed?

 

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎27‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 10:54 AM, Yumekai said:

Ew, i don't like armour it slows me down, so here's a suit that i used that didn't slow me down

yey halflife

 

 

 

Would you rather have a mattress, a pillow, or a blanket as your sole bedding while sleeping on the streets because you're a hobo?

Thoughts on face-paint?

What is the most organised part of your life?

What's the greatest electrical current that has ever passed through any part of your body?

[Yumekai 735]

Blanket because those can also be used as a pillow

I love face paint, it can be really cool.

Sadly, my internet life the rest of my life is pretty rocky.

I remember that when I was younger I used to suck on a ds lite charger so let me see... apparently 5v but I just can't explain want electricity taste like, it's just so different then anything else.

Edited September 29, 2017 by Yumekai

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎29‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 4:08 PM, Yumekai said:

I remember that when I was younger I used to suck on a ds lite charger so let me see... apparently 5v but I just can't explain want electricity taste like, it's just so different then anything else.

>not sure if should try

 

 

 

How many kitties have you snuggled in your whole life?

How many doggies have you snuggled in your whole life?

How many horsies have you snuggled in your whole life?

How many peoplies have you snuggled in your whole life?

[Yumekai 735]

None, cat's are soulless

Too many to count  

Spoiler

*Cough* *Cough* Dogs > Cats *Cough* *Cough*

None

... None

Spoiler

I've hugged people but not snuggled