Ask Denshi (or Yumekai i'll also do irl questions)

[Yumekai 735]

Never watch mlp again I can still talk about it 

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4 minutes ago, Yumekai said:

Never watch mlp again I can still talk about it 

Ahh, so you found the exact loophole I considered filling. GG, Yumekai. GG.

 

Would you rather grow a third arm, or lose your left arm?

[Yumekai 735]

Grow a third one, i can get it amputated.   

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I like this unicorn. This unicorn thinks things through.

 

Last question before I eat lunch at 3:30 in the afternoon. Is Duality actually water, or is he a very similar clear liquid, such as vinegar?

Edited August 28, 2017 by ShadowDash13

[Yumekai 735]

Most likely a cleaning product because he always talks about how "Pure" he is

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There! I did it! I made your ask thread reach the hot list! Now other people will flood this thread, and you will feel important!

 

Real final question: what was the happiest moment of your life?

[Yumekai 735]

The moment that i dated a girl, It turns out she only did it cause she felt bad for me, So it's also the second saddest moment of my life.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Aww... you get huggles. I didn't mean to bring up something like that. *hugs*

If it makes you feel any better, I've failed miserably both times I've tried to ask out a girl. (And yet I'm 1/1 with guys...)

 

You are stranded on an island. The only supplies you'll have are what's currently in your pocket. Will you survive?

[Yumekai 735]

*Checks pocket*

Spoiler

Uh, most likely not but don't judge me I was bored in class!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Hey, you could always use that as a sail for your raft. Still better than I would do. All I have is a bunch of candy wrappers. 

 

Can you art? (I think the fact I phrased it like that implies I can't)

[Yumekai 735]

No i can't art, Even though my school put me in art class and i'm here like o-o just watching all these other people who can art.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Yeah. I failed sixth grade art and never took another class. It's not entirely my fault. I've got a motor delay, and I've always held pencils wrong. Glad to here I'm not the only one struggling.

 

An army of dolphins invades your town. Do you give in to their superior intellect or join the resistance?

[Yumekai 735]

Join the resistance, THE EVIL DOLPHINS DON'T STAND A CHANCE!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I never said they were evil! Maybe there's a porpoise behind their invasion.

 

Aren't puns great?

[Yumekai 735]

Yes, Without a shadow of doubt

Spoiler

that was bad...

 

[Duality 10,740]

52 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Is Duality actually water, or is he a very similar clear liquid, such as vinegar?

*slaps*

*slaps again*

*slaps once more for good measure*

Slanderous flappyhoss.

50 minutes ago, Yumekai said:

Most likely a cleaning product because he always talks about how "Pure" he is

I actually agree with this.

Water is a very good cleaning product, after all.

4 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

An army of dolphins invades your town. Do you give in to their superior intellect or join the resistance?

6 hours ago, Yumekai said:

Join the resistance, THE EVIL DOLPHINS DON'T STAND A CHANCE!

Do not fight the inevitable. You know my legions can only win this battle.

 

 

 

What is the weirdest question you've ever been asked (besides this one, that is)?

What is thy foulest foolery?

Which is better, hot pizza or buttered chocolate croissant?

Why do you not wear stickers more often?

[Yumekai 735]

1. If I was dating this girl, I always give a weird look if someone ask me this.

2. Cheating it's the worst way to fool someone. 

3. Hot pizza!

4. The real question is why I don't get more stickers! 

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16 hours ago, Yumekai said:

Yes, Without a shadow of doubt

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that was bad...

 

Yes. That was very bad. Discord is not amused.

 

If you and Duality were both evil geniuses, who would be the first to conquer Australia and why?

[Yumekai 735]

Me, anything is possible with electricity and a hint of magic! Or you know... just magic.

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Good. But if you do take over, I want the title of second in command, a company car, and a window office. Otherwise I might have to overthrow you...

 

You will be forced to either eat 5 pounds of sugar in an hour or 20 pounds of cheese in two hours. Which do you choose?

[Yumekai 735]

Sugar, occasionally when setting out I'll grab at packet of sugar and eat it, not healthy but meh.

Spoiler

20 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

I want the title of second in command

Alright

21 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

a company car

Mhm

21 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

a window office.

I cant do that

22 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

I might have to overthrow you...

 

 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Ahh, you poor fool. 5 pounds of sugar is lethal. Should've went with the cheese. (Now that you're dead, I can take over the world!!!)

 

Would you rather hug a mountain lion or a wolf? Both are adorable, both are deadly. Choose carefully.

[Yumekai 735]

Wolf They're edgy... And are less likely to kill you

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Good unicorn! You have chosen to hug the best species in existence. For that, Twilight is brought back from Tartarus. You can keep the plushie though.

 

What is the heaviest object in whatever room you are in?

[Yumekai 735]

This dumb toy box that i never use idk why my mom hasn't gotten rid of some of my kid toys, Just save my nerf guns and i'll be good. Nerf guns are fun