private The silly infinite fight (1X1 RP with The Cerberus)

[Techno Universal 2,575]

12 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

MH walked to a door and listened for a moment, "Yep, she's home." He then knocked on the door. Door opened and a earth pony mare opened the door, "Is this yours?" MH asked as he lifted the cape he had forgotten on to show the cat to the mare. After a short conversation, it was concluded that the mare didn't recognize the cat and MH left with the cat still on his back. "Animals..." 

Techno then started rolling around in MH's cape and he then rolled in a way that it caused the cape to go over MH's head...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

6 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno then started rolling around in MH's cape and he then rolled in a way that it caused the cape to go over MH's head...

MH just threw the cape back over his head sighing as he walked into his home. He then released the collar causing the cape to fall on the floor.

[Techno Universal 2,575]

1 hour ago, The Cerberus said:

MH just threw the cape back over his head sighing as he walked into his home. He then released the collar causing the cape to fall on the floor.

When the cape was released Techno went nuts with rolling around and playing in it. Even at times Techno would try to wear the cape and chase around MH...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

2 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

When the cape was released Techno went nuts with rolling around and playing in it. Even at times Techno would try to wear the cape and chase around MH...

MH just looked at the cat going around and sighed again. "Why can't I get a second of peace today." "First inefficient villain and now odd smelling cat." 

[Techno Universal 2,575]

51 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

MH just looked at the cat going around and sighed again. "Why can't I get a second of peace today." "First inefficient villain and now odd smelling cat." 

Techno then started rolling the cape around MH's body as he was trying to get MH to play with the cape with him...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

12 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno then started rolling the cape around MH's body as he was trying to get MH to play with the cape with him...

MH just watched the cat doing its thing "What are you even doing." He was a half-cat, but he never learned to understand normal cats, they were odd in his opinion.

[Techno Universal 2,575]

Just now, The Cerberus said:

MH just watched the cat doing its thing "What are you even doing." He was a half-cat, but he never learned to understand normal cats, they were odd in his opinion.

Techno then started smooching MH's face plus Techno was also shaking around the end of MH's cape in front of MH's face...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

22 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno then started smooching MH's face plus Techno was also shaking around the end of MH's cape in front of MH's face...

MH pressed the end of the cape to the ground, and gently pushed the cat away from his face, "Sorry little one, but that's disgusting." "I don't get it why other ponies find it so cute when you lick their faces."

[Techno Universal 2,575]

Just now, The Cerberus said:

MH pressed the end of the cape to the ground, and gently pushed the cat away from his face, "Sorry little one, but that's disgusting." "I don't get it why other ponies find it so cute when you lick their faces."

Techno was now rolling around in MH's cape again on the ground...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

1 hour ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno was now rolling around in MH's cape again on the ground...

"You seem to really like that piece of fabric." "But I don't understand why you came here to do that, since that alicorn made every single pony in Equestra to have one" MH sighed "Why do I even keep talking to you, cats don't understand words."

[Techno Universal 2,575]

30 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

"You seem to really like that piece of fabric." "But I don't understand why you came here to do that, since that alicorn made every single pony in Equestra to have one" MH sighed "Why do I even keep talking to you, cats don't understand words."

Techno then stopped playing for a moment and looked at MH. He then nodded as if he understand him and then he continued playing in the cape...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

7 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno then stopped playing for a moment and looked at MH. He then nodded as if he understand him and then he continued playing in the cape...

MH backed up few steps, that wasn't something cats did, he looked at it suspiciously.

Meanwhile Speechless made his way towards MH's door, he had chosen that he would warn MH, and he had to get to Techno anyways since he was still stuck as a cat. He Meowed at the door to get MH's attention. MH sighed as he went for the door. 

[Techno Universal 2,575]

2 hours ago, The Cerberus said:

MH backed up few steps, that wasn't something cats did, he looked at it suspiciously.

Meanwhile Speechless made his way towards MH's door, he had chosen that he would warn MH, and he had to get to Techno anyways since he was still stuck as a cat. He Meowed at the door to get MH's attention. MH sighed as he went for the door. 

Techno followed MH to the front door and he was still playing and rolling around in MH's cape...

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

12 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno followed MH to the front door and he was still playing and rolling around in MH's cape...

When MH opened the door, Speechless started talking, pointing at Techno-cat, "That's Techno, the alicorn from before." MH was confused by the talking cat but Speechless continued, "I'm the batpony you saw there, Techno turned us into cats so he could fool you and make some kind of changes."

[Techno Universal 2,575]

5 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

When MH opened the door, Speechless started talking, pointing at Techno-cat, "That's Techno, the alicorn from before." MH was confused by the talking cat but Speechless continued, "I'm the batpony you saw there, Techno turned us into cats so he could fool you and make some kind of changes."

Techno then stopped playing and sat down in MH's cape...

 

TU: Really MH knowing that cats love our capes I was really just trying to get you to play around in your cape like a cat would! So it was really a little bit of an experiment in a way.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

3 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno then stopped playing and sat down in MH's cape...

 

TU: Really MH knowing that cats love our capes I was really just trying to get you to play around in your cape like a cat would! So it was really a little bit of an experiment in a way.

"Really, because you said several times that he needs some kind of changes, and you turned us into cats just after you admitted that, you had fooled me into a trap with the same trick." Speechless said, and MH had backed away from both of the talking cats.

[Techno Universal 2,575]

10 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

"Really, because you said several times that he needs some kind of changes, and you turned us into cats just after you admitted that, you had fooled me into a trap with the same trick." Speechless said, and MH had backed away from both of the talking cats.

TU: Really Speechless I was just trying to do good for this place as that's what I do! Really I would never do anything bad with bad intentions plus I really just want to see if I can get MH to be playful for now!

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

4 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Really Speechless I was just trying to do good for this place as that's what I do! Really I would never do anything bad with bad intentions plus I really just want to see if I can get MH to be playful for now!

"Good intentions doesn't matter if you execute them like a villain would" Speechless said, MH cut in just as Speechless finished "No you can't, I don't play when there is anything living seeing, especially not today, I just want to be left alone after what your brother did."

[Techno Universal 2,575]

1 hour ago, The Cerberus said:

"Good intentions doesn't matter if you execute them like a villain would" Speechless said, MH cut in just as Speechless finished "No you can't, I don't play when there is anything living seeing, especially not today, I just want to be left alone after what your brother did."

TU: Okay to be honest MH I was also trying to comfort you up in your room to! But still just remember that it's perfectly fine to play with your cape and now most ponies in equestria are even doing it!

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

14 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Okay to be honest MH I was also trying to comfort you up in your room to! But still just remember that it's perfectly fine to play with your cape and now most ponies in equestria are even doing it!

"It doesn't matter if most ponies, or most cats do that, I'm neither, because I'm both." "And because of that, I choose what I do and what not."

[Techno Universal 2,575]

6 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

"It doesn't matter if most ponies, or most cats do that, I'm neither, because I'm both." "And because of that, I choose what I do and what not."

TU: Yes I know but still there's a line were your choices and behaviours can become too illogical and unexplainable. Now that's the stuff that can break my system plus it would really make everyone else confused about you. It's really just the way society works here in equestria and It's almost impossible for me to change that at this point. 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

10 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Yes I know but still there's a line were your choices and behaviours can become too illogical and unexplainable. Now that's the stuff that can break my system plus it would really make everyone else confused about you. It's really just the way society works here in equestria and It's almost impossible for me to change that at this point. 

"Are you saying that not playing with a cape is now somehow illogical?" "Because ponies are more confused about the capes, than they are about somepony not playing with them, in fact, I dare to argue that you saying most ponies do that, isn't exactly true." "I agree with MH on that."

[Techno Universal 2,575]

1 hour ago, The Cerberus said:

"Are you saying that not playing with a cape is now somehow illogical?" "Because ponies are more confused about the capes, than they are about somepony not playing with them, in fact, I dare to argue that you saying most ponies do that, isn't exactly true." "I agree with MH on that."

TU: Well it's logical by the standard program design plus it's really logical for them to enjoy their capes because of how they all have a desire for cuddles. Anyways just please don't burn out my system again here.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

11 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Well it's logical by the standard program design plus it's really logical for them to enjoy their capes because of how they all have a desire for cuddles. Anyways just please don't burn out my system again here.

"Why have you made it so illogically that only one choice is logical then?" "That's your own fault." "And I have no idea what you mean by again." Speechless pointed out. 

[Techno Universal 2,575]

15 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

"Why have you made it so illogically that only one choice is logical then?" "That's your own fault." "And I have no idea what you mean by again." Speechless pointed out. 

TU: Well really now we're getting into the deep and unexplainable parts of me. Like the desire for cuddles and why I love the capes is really something that's highly unexplainable in me. Anyways what I mean by burning my system out is that my system would crash if you go too illogical around me like you Speechless managed crashed my system earlier. That was pretty much before I completed work on you so you probably don't remember it.