Cwanky 17,588 January 12, 2021 Share January 12, 2021 I before e, except after Celestia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,246 January 13, 2021 Share January 13, 2021 Ambidextrous Horseshoe Elocution REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 13, 2021 Share January 13, 2021 On 1/12/2021 at 5:50 PM, Dark Bun said: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma three wheel or four wheel version? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mint Pone 2,294 January 13, 2021 Share January 13, 2021 The wolf attacked me, but fortunately I had a pistol hidden in my moustache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 13, 2021 Share January 13, 2021 But were there not two wolves? 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,588 January 13, 2021 Share January 13, 2021 3 hours ago, The Mint Pone said: The wolf attacked me, but fortunately I had a pistol hidden in my moustache. A gentleman simply is a patient wolf. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,088 January 14, 2021 Share January 14, 2021 CALL 911 NOW! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 14, 2021 Share January 14, 2021 This is the UK, its 999 here 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 26,974 January 14, 2021 Share January 14, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Flutterstep said: CALL 911 NOW! 6 hours ago, CypherHoof said: This is the UK, its 999 here Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 7253? Edited January 14, 2021 by Nsxile 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 15, 2021 Share January 15, 2021 55 minutes ago, Nsxile said: Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 7253? no, no I don't. ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,588 January 15, 2021 Share January 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Nsxile said: Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 7253? Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 17, 2021 Share January 17, 2021 That's more like a paragraph than a line.... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,246 January 17, 2021 Share January 17, 2021 Welcome to the seething metropolis "Is this traffic jam another symptom of debilitating urban decay?" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 17, 2021 Share January 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Tropical Melody said: Welcome to the seething metropolis "Is this traffic jam another symptom of debilitating urban decay?" No, we are living in a simulation and some asshat is doing it deliberately so he can make a youtube video of him deliberately breaking traffic flows in a virtual city. ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,588 January 18, 2021 Share January 18, 2021 2 hours ago, CypherHoof said: No, we are living in a simulation and some asshat is doing it deliberately so he can make a youtube video of him deliberately breaking traffic flows in a virtual city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitternacht 45 January 18, 2021 Share January 18, 2021 Cobblestone streets glistened with rain. A thick fog hung over the city, giving the upper floors of the buildings a height of unknown certainty. All was silent save the black buckled boots of two individuals afoot in capes of swirling shadow. The first figure, a woman, had piercing green eyes set beneath swept hair as dark as night and skin as white as porcelain. A thin cuirass of dark metal hugged her chest. This same metal was atop her leather boots and climbed her legs up until her mid thigh where a gap of skin lay separate from her shorts. On top of all of this was a long coat that concealed much of her body. Her stride was long and precise not unlike her companion, who struggled to match his partners lead. The woman stopped at the corner of an alley and held her fist in the air. There was murmuring and excitable whispering to be heard ahead. Peering around the corner, a long straight of crooked walls that spilled into an open courtyard. There stood a gas lantern afloat in the fog that illuminated a door, from which the suspicious noises dwelled. “Arthur take the high ground and find a good vantage of a red door at the end of the alley and cover its windows.” Arthur looked at her in apprehension. “Yes ma’am.” The woman grinned. “See you on the other side.” Arthur watched her disappear into the alley as swaths of fog bellowed behind her. Now alone, he withdrew his long arm from beneath his cape, checking its chamber. Behind him, a ladder led to a balcony, which sat above the street from which Arthur began ascending. Thoughts of his training, his bed and the company breakfast that he would surely miss entered his mind. Arthur wasn’t completely sure of the specifics of their situation but he was certain that he would most likely have to resort to using his weapon. The cold surface of the ladder permeated his hands, bringing the focus of his mission to the forefront of his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,246 January 18, 2021 Share January 18, 2021 #CLEANCHAINCLUB* (*Might not be a real hashtag) REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 19, 2021 Share January 19, 2021 7 hours ago, Tropical Melody said: #CLEANCHAINCLUB* (*Might not be a real hashtag) hashtag #NotAHashTag ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,588 January 20, 2021 Share January 20, 2021 On 12/23/2020 at 6:46 AM, Windy Breeze said: Hide contents Never gonna give you up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 21, 2021 Share January 21, 2021 Never play russian roulette with an automatic pistol.... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,588 January 21, 2021 Share January 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, CypherHoof said: Never play russian roulette with an automatic pistol.... And only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 21, 2021 Share January 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Cwanky said: And only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Indeed, complete your call, hang up, then deal with the Sicilian... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,092 January 22, 2021 Share January 22, 2021 "I think I'll miss you most of all." "What're you talking about, Snow White?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 January 22, 2021 Share January 22, 2021 “I’m planting a tree to remind me to be open and kindhearted.” Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,588 January 22, 2021 Share January 22, 2021 Your efforts are in vain @Samurai Equine. This gateway into Equestria is forever.... Beyond your reach!!!! Hahaha, ha ha ha!! Poor samurai! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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