Say something totally random!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"So, Lyra bought the gloves and went out into the world a new mare." 

But she secretly wanted the scarf....

[Sparklefan1234 161,873]

Moments ago, CypherHoof said:

But she secretly wanted the scarf....

 

"In that moment, Lyra Heartstrings supervillain origin story was officially complete." 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"In that moment, Lyra Heartstrings supervillain origin story was officially complete." 

But the corruption of Special Agent Sweetie Drops was yet to come.

[Sparklefan1234 161,873]

Moments ago, CypherHoof said:

But the corruption of Special Agent Sweetie Drops was yet to come.

 

*Dramatic music plays* 

[SpittyPie2005 3,923]

pineapple pp

[CypherHoof 26,479]

you have a pen, you have pinapple?

[ChikaChan 7,320]

I'm lazy

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Hi Lazy, I'm Dad

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

I need nine triple-A batteries that don't work

 

[Yakamaru 3,075]

Cloud 9 by Volbeat is really good.

[Dark Bun 681]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

I need nine triple-A batteries that don't work

Which does remind me I have a boxload of batteries to recycle

[Cwanky 17,457]

I before e, except after Celestia. 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Ambidextrous Horseshoe Elocution

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

On 1/12/2021 at 5:50 PM, Dark Bun said:

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

three wheel or four wheel version?

[The Mint Pone 2,292]

The wolf attacked me, but fortunately I had a pistol hidden in my moustache.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

But were there not two wolves?

[Cwanky 17,457]

3 hours ago, The Mint Pone said:

The wolf attacked me, but fortunately I had a pistol hidden in my moustache.

A gentleman simply is a patient wolf.

[Flutterstep 46,297]

CALL 911 NOW! 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

This is the UK, its 999 here

[Nsxile 25,682]

8 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

CALL 911 NOW! 

6 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

This is the UK, its 999 here

Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 7253? 

Edited January 14, 2021 by Nsxile

[CypherHoof 26,479]

55 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 7253? 

no, no I don't.

[Cwanky 17,457]

8 hours ago, Nsxile said:

Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 7253? 

Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

That's more like a paragraph than a line....

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Welcome to the seething metropolis

"Is this traffic jam another symptom of debilitating urban decay?"