Got any good Knock-knock jokes?

[SeriousMax 10]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt sombody down.

Knock knock.

Who's  there?

The chicken.


 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,359]

  On 2017-12-18 at 11:39 AM, SeriousMax said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt sombody down.

Knock knock.

Who's  there?

The chicken.


 

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The chicken who?  

Also, I know the most awkward knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

[SeriousMax 10]

  On 2017-12-18 at 2:02 PM, SparklingSwirls said:

The chicken who?  

Also, I know the most awkward knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

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 Awkward knock knock jokes you say? now im i'm intrigued lets see what you got Knock knock

[SparklingSquirrels 21,359]

  On 2017-12-18 at 2:23 PM, SeriousMax said:

 Awkward knock knock jokes you say? now im i'm intrigued lets see what you got Knock knock

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Who's there?

[Nature Tune 8,392]

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash who?

I thought you knew me! We’re supposed to be best friends!

Made it up XD

[SeriousMax 10]

  On 2017-12-18 at 2:49 PM, SparklingSwirls said:

Who's there?

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Wait weren't you suppose to start? wait if you got one and I'm supposed to start how are you suppose to tell the joke lol man I'm confused lol

  On 2017-12-18 at 2:57 PM, Nature Tune said:

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash who?

I thought you knew me! We’re supposed to be best friends!

Made it up XD

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lol 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,359]

  On 2017-12-18 at 2:57 PM, SeriousMax said:

Wait weren't you suppose to start? wait if you got one and I'm supposed to start how are you suppose to tell the joke lol man I'm confused lol

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That's why it's so awkward! Because it makes the other person tell the joke . Funnier irl.

[Nature Tune 8,392]

Ooh! I have another one

Knock-Knock?

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No they don’t! They go moo!

 

Knock knock

who’s there?

Boo

Boo-hoo?

Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

[SeriousMax 10]

  On 2017-12-18 at 2:59 PM, SparklingSwirls said:

That's why it's so awkward! Because it makes the other person tell the joke . Funnier irl.

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Lol you got me good

  On 2017-12-18 at 3:00 PM, Nature Tune said:

Ooh! I have another one

Knock-Knock?

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No they don’t! They go moo!

 

Knock knock

who’s there?

Boo

Boo-hoo?

Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

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Lol that's a good one

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Knock, knock! Who's there? Knuckles!

"Here I come, rougher than the rest of them.

The best of them, tougher than leather.

You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle.

I'd rather flex my muscles."

[SeriousMax 10]

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

You sound like an owl

 

 

[Will Guide 21,364]

Knock knock

Who's there?

You

You who?

Now, don't sound so disappointed yet. I haven't even given the good news yet.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,695]

Does this count? :3