fan fiction Deadpool KILLS the DC Universe FINAL CHAPTER!!!!

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Hello once more and this is it!

The final chapter is here!!!

im sorry it took long to write it out,I had to think on it hard!

Deadpool Kills the DC Universe
A Universe Divided Chapter 3

*DISCLAIMER* I don’t own this characters,they belong to there respected owners.

*As Deadpool leaves Themyscira in ashes he flies toward the Watchtower in space*

Deadpool: Damn,I hate green!
Deadpool Voice 1:Can it change colors?
Deadpool voice 2:No you idiot,there is only yellow and green!
Deadpool voice 1:But what if there’s a red lantern!
Deadpool voice 2:Impossible!
Deadpool:Hey Guys,If were gonna stop these jerks we have to work together capeesh?
*Deadpool gets hit by the JLA Javelin*
Deadpool: OW!!! Watch where your going dumba-
*The Driver shoots Deadpool and he falls over,but Deadpool starts to fly again.*
Deadpool: Damn,are we public enemy #1?
*Cyborg flying the Javelin aims all weapons at deadpool*
Cyborg: Are you the one who destroyed Star City?!?
*Deadpool makes a microphone*
Deadpool: Indeed!
Deadpool voice 2: We are a complete idiot...
Cyborg: I WILL AVENGE YOU GUYS!!!
Batman:Cyborg! Control yourself! He wants you to try to kill him!
Cyborg: *heavy,angered breathing* You’re right batman. What do we do?
 *Batman examining Deadpool*
Batman:We will-
Robin: BATMAN!!!
*deadpool fires a SAM missile at them*
Deadpool:Sayonara A-Holes!!!
*Superman flies and chokes Deadpool*
Superman: How could you kill my friends?
Deadpool: *ack* sorry pal,I have to...
Superman: FOR WHAT?!?
Deadpool: I’m not gonna tell you...
Deadpool voice 1:oh...
Deadpool voice 2:crap.
*Superman Flies straight down with deadpool until the hit the ground then Superman punches Deadpool all the way to Metropolis,deadpool lands on the Dailyplanet globe*
Deadpool:Oh God....my spine...*straightening spine* oh man!!! That hurts.
Deadpool voice 2: here he comes...
Superman: What do you have to say for yourself Mister?
*Deadpool roundhouse Kicks Superman,But his foot and shin brakes*
Deadpool: OH GOD!!! Your stronger than Colossus!
*Superman looks at deadpool intensely*
Superman: you must’ve never heard of me.Sorry I have to do this,but I’m not gonna risk having my friends killed by a psychopath.
*Superman uses his heat vision on Deadpool,then after he melts deadpools eyes and brain to mush,he drops Deadpool on the roof.*
Superman:It’s finished.
Deadpool: S-save...
Superman: How?!? Save who?!?
Deadpool: MARTHA!!! They will kill M-martha!!!
*Superman looks at deadpool intensely then he snaps Deadpools neck*
Deadpool: Your attempting to kill me like Zod? HA!
Superman: You are not human! You’re a sick psychopath!
*Deadpool twists neck around*
Deadpool: So what boyscout.
*Superman grabs Deadpool and slams him through the daily planet,going through repetitive floors he then throws Deadpool Into space.Deadpool soon flies into a Space bar...*
Lobo: And then I said to ‘Im,”P*ss off boyscout!”
*Everyone is laughing at Lobos joke until deadpool crashes into Lobos Spacehog*
Deadpool: Daaaaamn!!!! How far did he throw us?
Lobo: ‘Ey dumbasz! 
*Deadpool looks at lobo*
Lobo:Did you dent my baby?
Deadpool: Shi-
*Lobo grabs Deadpool with his hook and chain.*
Lobo: Who are you and why are ya here?
*Deadpool points at Superman in the distance*
Lobo: It’s the boyscout! *Lobo wraps Deadpool in his chain*
Lobo: ‘Ey it’s supes! Ready for another round of Kickasz!?!
Superman: Lobo I don’t have time for this.
Lobo: Aw why not?
Superman: I don’t have time for games!
Lobo: I do!
*lobo jumps onto Superman,and they start fighting.Meanwhile deadpool escapes by flying onto lobos bike*
Deadpool voice 1: Awesome we stole a space bikers motorcycle and got away with it!
Deadpool voice 2:We will regret this later...
Deadpool:Nah! Now let’s go to the space station!
*deadpool flies for an hour until a strange green orb grabs Deadpool and carries him to Oa,home of the green lanterns.*
Deadpool: I’m gonna puke,there’s to much green!
Deadpool voice 2: Wait is that?
Deadpool voice 1: Oh you owe me big time! I was right,there are other colors!
Deadpool voice 2:Crap...
*The orb places Deadpool in the center of the green court,but it’s not just the green lanterns,it’s all the lanterns*
Guardian 1: Wade Wilson! You are stand before us today because you have killed the Green Lanterns of Earth.
Guardian 3:We have seen what you will do in the future,and we must destroy you once and for all.
Deadpool voice 2:They think that they can kill us?
Deadpool voice 1:Shhhh it’s getting tense!
Guardian 2:With all the lanterns powers combined,we will destroy you!
*All the lanterns are combining their lantern powers together that can reduce even Doomsday to ash.*
Deadpool voice 2: What are we gonna do?!?
*Deadpool looks around,and notices the central battery.Its pulsing with more energy than 100 nuclear power plants.Then,deadpool had an idea*
Deadpool voice 1: That’s it!
Deadpool voice 2: great idea!
Deadpool: Let’s do this! Reader,if I die,remember me!
*As soon as they fire the ray,Deadpool teleports out of his shackles and quickly makes a heart shaped mirror then reflects the Ray towards the core*
Deadpool: Psyche!!!
Guardian 1:NO! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?!
Deadpool:Yes! *Grabs everyone into a huge orb*
Atrocitus: HIS WILL IS TO DAMN STRONG!!!
*Deadpool releases the orb as soon as the reactor blows up*
Superman: ENOUGH!!! *slams Lobo Into wall*
Lobo: heh...do all you want boy scout,I can’t die...ARGH!!!
*Superman melts lobos eyes and brain then throws him into the sun*
BOOM!!!!!!
*Superman turns and sees that Oa has exploded,as soon as he gets there,Oa has vanished...only an knocked out deadpool.Superman,whom Is furious,he takes deadpool to the Watchtower.There he is locked up with Amazo,Doomsday,Darkseid,and Joker.*
Joker: Wake up! God dang it wake up!!!
Deadpool: Oh crap! I dreamt that I blew up a planet!
Deadpool voice2: we did that.
Deadpool: Really that’s awesome!
Joker: and I thought I was crazy...
*deadpool turns*
Deadpool: AGH!!! It’s It!!!
Deadpool voice 1: Nah he’d be dancing if it was It.
Joker: *Laughing* It? That clowns got nothing on me!
Deadpool: How did I get locked up with Joker,Thanos,A giant rock monster,and a wrestler in yellow and green tights?!?
Amazo: You want out?
Deadpool: Of course Dumb A**!
Amazo: I’ll help ya...if ya get us out.
Deadpool: Deal! But first,you guys got to distract supes while I destroy these a-holes!
*Amazo,Joker,Darkseid,And Doomsday make a deal and develop a plan.*
Deadpool: is all I gotta do is to walk out the laser door cell because I can’t die,I kill the guard and take his passcode,and help all you guys out.
Amazo: Exactly
Darkseid: Dont Fail is deadpool,or you’ll regret it:
Joker: No pressure pal!
*Deadpool walks through the laser grid,and the guards see him.*
Guard 1: Dammit Prisoner Red is out! Fire!
*Deadpool jumps behind a crate*
Deadpool: Dang Superman! He took my gear!
Deadpool voice 2: Time for brains then...if we have any.
*deadpool jumps onto a guard,steals his rifle and shoots the other guards. He grabs the passcode and types it in the computer and all of DCs villains come out.*
Amazo: All right guys let’s go kill these super jerks !
*they are attempting to bust down the door*
Cyborg: Batman! A riot in the cells!
Batman: Dammit!!!*turns on intercom*
Batman on intercom: ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF THE WATCHTOWER,A RIOT HAS BEGUN IN THE DETENTION CELLS,ALL HANDS ON DECK TO ASSIST IMMEDIATELY!!!!
*The door opens and a war starts out between all the heroes and villains of the DC universe!*
Deadpool: now where is is the armory...
Deadpool voice 1: armory?
Deadpool voice 2: Yes an armory.
Deadpool voice 1: Why?
Deadpool: FOUND IT!!!
Deadpool: *reads* Batman’s storage...*gasp*
Deadpool voice 1&2: BATMANS ARMORY!!!!!!
*Deadpool shoots the computer that is locking the door and the door opens*
Deadpool: Damn bats,it’s a mini batcave in here!
Deadpool voice 1: Take it all!!!
*deadpool grabs a variety of weapons and gadgets along with armor*
Deadpool: I think we’re ready!
*deadpool looks up*
Deadpool: oh we are taking that!
*deadpool jumps into the armor suit*
Deadpool: So how do we activate?
Deadpool voice 1: push all the buttons!
Deadpool voice 2: or turn the key.
*deadpool turns the key.*
Hellbat Armor: Hellbat online. Activating weapons. Displaying HUD. Preparing Kryptonite..............Welcome Mr.Wayne.
Deadpool:I’m in love...
Batman: *Throws batarang at joker* I think we’re weakening them!
*deadpool jumps out from the floor,killing the Wonder Twins*
Deadpool: SUPRISE MUTHAF***ERS!!!! 
Batman: There’s only one way to settle this. Cyborg follow me!
Cyborg: Right away!
*Batman and cyborg walk into the watchtowers control room*
Batman: Cyborg,we have to destroy the watchtower.
Cyborg: We can defeat them Batman!
Batman: no we can’t! Not when he’s wearing my hellbat armor! That armor is meant to takedown Darkseid and his army,its armed with kryptonite,and has over 100 features to stop any enemy.
Cyborg: Damn Batman... all right I’ll self destruct the base...
Batman: not yet,I’ll tell you when! Stay here!
Deadpool: *Singing let the bodies hit the floor whilst destroying some of the minor DC characters.*
Deadpool: -Hit the....FLOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!! *spinning around activating flamethrowers*
Batman: *Pushes button* Alfred self destruct the Hellbat!
Alfred: Right away sir.*Pushes button*
Deadpool: This is fun!
Hellbat: self destructing in 5...4...
Deadpool: oh SH**!!!!!
Hellbat: 3...2...1...goodbye Mr.Wayne.
Kabam!!!!
*huge crater is in the Watchtower,multiple people flying out And dying*
Batman: Cyborg,activate the force field!
*cyborg activates the force field and the vacuum stops*
*the rest of the heroes look at deadpools dismembered body.*
Superman: do you think he’s dead Bruce?
Aquaman: *Pokes deadpool* he’s more dead than my father that’s for sure.
Batman: he should be,no one can survive that.
Superman: he’s not dead...
Batman: How?
Superman: he’s immortal and cursed to live for an eternity.
Batman: We have to remove the curse as soon as possible,is Dr.Fate and Zatana still here?
Dr.Fate: Yes Batman,ill see what I can do to remove this curse. Zatana,come help.
*Dr.Fate and Zatana are attempting to remove Deadpools curse of immortality*
*In Deadpools head*
Death: Wake up Wade.
Deadpool: Huh? Oh hey babe.
Death: why are you here? You’re not dead.
Deadpool: not yet at least.
Death: Wade,pull yourself together.
Deadpool: I don’t want to leave!
Death: Your mission isn’t done yet.
Deadpool: Aw Shi-
*Deadpool wakes up but still dismembered *
Deadpool: T! Oh Dammit I’m still alive!
Atom: It is Impossible!
Zatana: *barfs*
Dr.Fate: Oh dear God...
Batman: *picks up head* Why are you here?
Deadpool: isn’t it quite obvious? I wanted your help!
Batman: Help you?!? For what?!?
Deadpool: These people are gonna kill my mom,her names Martha.
Batman: *Stares intensly* F*** you! *Throws Deadpools head and Deadpools body catches it*
Deadpool: Not gonna happen Batsy! *reattaches head*
Superman: Time to finish this! *flies at super speed towards Deadpool.Deadpool pulls out a knife and stabs Superman in the heart.*
Superman: K-krypt-onite...
*Deadpool puts a kryptonite grenade into Superman’s heart and explodes into a bloody mess*
*Batman,Supergirl,Atom,Aquaman,Cyborg,Dr.Fate,Zatana,Superboy,Shazam,Teen Titans,Partially the Doom Patrol,Red Hood,Deadman,booster gold, yell in anger and rush toward Deadpool.*
Deadpool: We are...
Deadpool voice 1:So
Deadpool voice 2: Fu**ed
*Deadpool runs as fast as he can,avoiding grenades,bullets,lasers,knives,batarangs,and more*
Deadpool: Sh**,sh**,sh**,sh**!!!!!
*deadpool runs into the control room*
Deadpool: What are we gonna do?!?
Deadpool voice 1: Push that big red button!
Deadpool voice 2: Hurry! Push it!!
*as soon as they open the door Deadpool pushes the button*
Batman: No!!!
*An explosion that is equivalent to 50 nukes goes off,then the watchtower falls towards Gotham.*
Batman: I don’t know who you are but I will find a way to kill you!!!!!! *Strangles deadpool*
Cyborg: Everyone! Get to the javelins!
*The Watchtower is falling rapidly and flips to its side*
Cyborg: Crap! We’re not gonna make it!
Dr.Fate: I’ll create a portal to-*Clonk*
Doomsday: AGGHHH!!!!!!!
Cyborg: aw hell naw!!!
Batman: *punch* you’ve killed my friends! *punch* you’ve stole my equipment! *punch* your a genocidal psychopath!!!! You deserve death!
Deadpool *cough* You’ve got that right! *punch*
*The Watchtower collides into Wayne enterprises*
*a few hours later news reporters go to the scene* 
Vicki Vale: We’ve arrived at the scene and it’s the JLA Watchtower that has collided into Wayne Enterprises,no bodies were found yet,but we expect that the JLA is dead.
*batman crawls out* 
Batman: Alfred...I’m injured,please call the Batmobile here....
Alfred: Right away sir! I’ll prepare the med lab for you.
Damian: Alfred is my dad ok?
Alfred: I don’t know master Damian,but he’s injured from the crash.
*A meteor crashes by Wayne manor*
Nightwing: Alfred,I’m going to check out the meteor with batgirl.
Alfred: Be careful master Dick.
Batgirl: do you think Bruce is ok dick?
Nightwing: of course! He’s Batman!
Batgirl: but how did the Watchtower explode?
Nightwing: I have no idea.
*the see the crater,but nothing was in it.*
Nightwing: there’s nothing here...
*Ace barks in the distance,then gets shot*
Both: ACE!
*Damian stares out the window,wondering if Bruce is ok*
Deadpool: *whispers* ok where’s that clock...
Deadpool voice 1: clock?
Deadpool voice 2: the clock has the batcave entrance behind it.
Deadpool voice 1:ohh
Deadpool: found it!
*Deadpool goes into the batcave,and sees Alfred.*
Deadpool: old man ahead...*sneaks*
*deadpool points pistol at Alfred’s head* Is this where Bat boy lives?
Alfred: Ah,so you managed to find the Batcave. Tea? It’s chamomile.
Deadpool: No! I want to know how to blow up this s***-hole!
Alfred: May I recommend the toilet?
Deadpool: *trying not to laugh* N-no!
Alfred: Oh well. If you are going to blow this place up,you have to figure it out.
Deadpool: Your distracting me!
Alfred: I beg your pardon?
Deadpool: Zip it old man! *Pulls grenade pin* its time for...
Damian,Batgirl,And Nightwing: Stop Right there!
*Damian throws a batarang at the grenade,and the grenade explodes in Deadpools hand,causing Alfred to die.*
Nightwing: You idiot! That was a impact grenade! Alfred’s dead because of you!
*deadpool shoots nightwing in the head* 
Deadpool: Blah,blah,blah! You were a boring character anyways!
Damian: YOU SONUVAB**CH!!!! *Grabs staff*
Batgirl: DAMIAN!!!
*Deadpool stabs Damian with his katana*
Deadpool Voice 1: WE KILLED A CHILD!!!
Deadpool voice 2: This will hurt our resume....
Batgirl: I HATE YOU!!!!!!
Deadpool: *flips batgirl over and falls of the railing onto the floor* OOOHH.....!!!! That’s gotta hurt!
Deadpool: *looks over* Hey...uh... are you dead?
*Batgirl flips Deadpool off*
Deadpool: ok she’s dead...God I hope that wasn’t sexist.
Deadpool voice 2: we should blow this place up.
Deadpool voice 1: YAY!!!
*Deadpool looks around and finds some bat-C4 and sprays it on the roof along with more C4*
Deadpool: Perfecto! *runs outside * 3!
Deadpool voice 2:2!
Deadpool voice 1: 1!!! 
*as the batcave explodes,Wayne Manor caves into the batcave.batman looks and sees the explosion*
Batman: NO!!! *batman cracks and fixes his bones and wraps his wound up so he can get revenge.*
Deadpool: *Singing Burn Baby Burn*
*supergirl flies in and grabs Deadpool*
Supergirl: Why did you kill Kal?!?
Deadpool: Who?
Supergirl: SUPERMAN MY COUSIN!!!
Deadpool: ohh...he tried to kill me!!!
*supergirl tells and throws Deadpool into the rubble,and as she flies down to kill him,she grows weak because of the spreaders kryptonite that was in the batcave*
Deadpool: Aww her weakness is jewelry!
Deadpool voice 2: now that’s sexist...
Deadpool: oh...uhm... goodbye! *blam*
Deadpool: So,is our mission done?
Batman: NO.
Deadpool: *Turns and sees Batman*
WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE?!?
Batman: I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!!!
*Batman lunges at deadpool,bloodlusted and adrenaline fueled,he doesn’t care what happens now. Batman beats down deadpool with all of him martial art skills,weapon skills,the environment and literary beats Deadpool to a pulp.*
Batman: YOUVE TAKEN EVERYTHING THAT I EVER LOVED!!!! WHAT DO YOU LOVE DEADPOOL?!? WHAT IF I KILLED EVERYTHING YOU LOVED?!?
Deadpool: Heh...that’s funny....I don’t love anything except Death....
*Enraged Batman beats Deadpools head to a mere mush.then he stops*
Batman: *Sits on a metal chair,and starts to cry* kill me deadpool. All I loved is gone. I don’t want to live no more....please...
Deadpool: *pulls out double katanas and cuts Batman’s head off,then a loud clap of thunder is heard,all of DCs heroes and villains are dead.then...*

The One: congratulations Wade Wilson. You have killed this Universe that was full of darkness,where the heroes are close to villainy. And thanks to you Deadpool,you stopped a War,a war about your universe and this universe. I know make you my herald of the Marv-

Stan Lee: Hold up there pal!
Deadpool: What?
Stan Lee: Do your saying that in this comic you wrote,you killed every single member of the Justice League and The rest of the DC Universe?
Deadpool: Yes! Were you not paying attention?
Stan Lee: Yes I was paying attention,I’m saying that I like it!!! It will make a Fantastic comic series that will make Marvel,and Deadpool better! Though it needs some tweaks but I’ll make it work,I’ll get my workers and have ‘em right it out how it should have been!
Deadpool: just don’t mess it up Stan!
Stan Lee: I wouldn’t mess it up! Have a great day Mr.Wilson!
Deadpool: Too bad I didn’t kill the DC universe though. Maybe one day it will happen.

Deathstroke: *on a building* It just might happen Wade...

THE END!

Be on the look out for...

Dead Man Wilson! (Old Man Logan Deadpool fanfic series)

Forgot to mention since RoosterTeeth is done with RvB (I think) I’m gonna start a fanfic about a newer RvB series!

Im calling it

Red vs Blue:The Sequels (or something)