Randimaxis 8,659 December 7, 2018 Share December 7, 2018 Person 1: "Hey, are you all right?" Me: "Nope - I'm half left." ===== ( 0 ) ===== Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,468 December 7, 2018 Author Share December 7, 2018 This. This this this this this. that. 1 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 December 7, 2018 Share December 7, 2018 Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Driiing... That's not a knock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,262 December 8, 2018 Share December 8, 2018 (edited) ^Ding dong Arent you suppose to knock? Doors have feelings too you know?! Edited December 8, 2018 by TBD ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,468 December 13, 2018 Author Share December 13, 2018 What did the scientist say before he left work for the evening? "See you guys later." And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,262 December 14, 2018 Share December 14, 2018 What did the lab rat say before he is taking away for an experiment? "cheese you guys later" ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O-78 28,610 December 14, 2018 Share December 14, 2018 (edited) "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Me. Who the hell do you think it is?" Edited December 14, 2018 by shyabetes3939 1 Signature by @Mellow Mane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,262 December 14, 2018 Share December 14, 2018 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Colonel sanders is calling it to come over. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,468 December 15, 2018 Author Share December 15, 2018 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is private property and if you don’t leave I will call the police. And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulBron 173 January 28, 2019 Share January 28, 2019 What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? - A death fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,649 January 28, 2019 Share January 28, 2019 What do you get when you cross a unicorn with a shark? Spoiler This horrific thing Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,262 January 28, 2019 Share January 28, 2019 What's gray and rigid? Boulder trying out a new look. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,468 February 27, 2019 Author Share February 27, 2019 An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. 2 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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