Most uncomfortable place you have ever sat?

[Dreambiscuit 12,079]

I remember sitting on something dubbed ‘cool concrete’ at the ‘Festival of Fools’ show at Disneyland when I was very little. Some overpaid ass came up with the brilliant idea of seating hundreds of guests on the concrete covered ground with the show going on around them (so you also had to twist and turn to see what was happening behind you as your butt went numb on the concrete). The show was too long and sitting on the ground is a stupid idea. And having a pretty term like ‘cool concrete’ didn’t make it any softer on the butt. So that comes to mind as a good candidate for uncomfortable seating. There was also a very unclean toilet in a Tijuana grocery store, which I’d rather forget altogether. That one was a different kind of discomfort.

[Clawdeen 25,134]

I swear most events I go to have the most uncomfortable bleacher seats

[Treeglow Flicker 14,498]

Came in here to respond. But realised that I had already posted a few years ago what I was going to say. 

On 2019-01-30 at 9:32 PM, Treeglow Flicker said:

The bird dropping covered cricket astroturf at my old school. Not physical discomfort but an awkward one because you really didn't want to put your butt on it. If you tried to just squat, you were told to sit on the ground properly.

[Longhaul 9,728]

The old wooden pews at church.  

[Snoopy Fan 11,753]

A hot bench at a mini golf course.

[ExplosionMare 26,081]

One time I sat on my dad's deck steps and got a splinter in my butt, so I'd say that was the most uncomfortable sitting experience. Thankfully the splinter wasn't too damaging, it just hurt a LOT and I was kinda scared since I couldn't get it out myself.