Coffee 4,323 July 12, 2019 Share July 12, 2019 (edited) Tell any jokes you like! Edited July 15 by Coffee 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigRoadman 18 August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 the activity of this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 Here’s one. There’s once a bee who is in love with this butterfly. He asks her if they will ever get marry. Butterfly: never! Bee: Why not? Butterfly: because my father is a monarch and you’re a son of a bee! *drum rolls *.....* crickets okay I will step down now. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigRoadman 18 August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 (edited) ok here's one Edited August 10, 2019 by bigRoadman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,619 August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 Why is Cerberus the happiest of all the dogs? It can eat, bark and lick its butt all at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 50,986 September 13, 2019 Share September 13, 2019 (edited) Oh! I have a funny joke for you! What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A TOYODA. Mmmmm... Funny Joke! Oh! I have another joke for you! Where does the Sith go shopping? At the DARTH MALL! Mmmmm... Funny Joke! Oh! I have another joke for you! What is a bounty hunters favorite companion? His BOBA PET! Mmmmm... Funny Joke! Edited September 13, 2019 by Samurai Equine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee 4,323 September 13, 2019 Author Share September 13, 2019 (edited) -deleted comment- Edited September 13, 2023 by Starry Sky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson storm 1,832 January 9, 2020 Share January 9, 2020 Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie that was drowning in the ocean He was too far out man 1 Believe and achieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 January 10, 2020 Share January 10, 2020 What would Mary Poppins serve if she was a waitress. Iiiiiiiiiit's (Singing) Soup-or-Salad, Fries-or-biscuits, extra olives, DONUTS! A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601 February 2, 2020 Share February 2, 2020 A young Discordian once said to Eris, "My Christian, Jewish, and Satanist friends all go to church and I don't. Is that because we're in church all the time?" Eris said with a smirk, "No child. It's because you and I both know better than to get up that early." Official Discordian pope. Known as Miss Kallixti Oddball to the enlightened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KH7672 1,604 February 2, 2020 Share February 2, 2020 Pinkie came to the party with a giant bowl of fruit punch that she was excited for everypony to try. However Applejack also arrived to the party with the best batch of cider and everypony went nuts for it. There was a line out the door and down the street for Applejack's cider, while Pinkie's punch remained almost untouched. After two hours Pinkie approaches Twilight trying to hide her frustration saying. "Isn't it funny Twilight how AJ and I both have delicious drink options yet nopony's tried mine." Now Twilight actually did try both and she knew it may hurt Pinkie to hear, she turned to her and said, "Pinkie I'm going to be honest with you. That would be funny except there's no punch line." 2 One of my most ambitious role playing experiences. Plus other smaller stories and commentaries throughout the cup threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,619 February 8, 2020 Share February 8, 2020 A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a large fish under his arm. He asks the fish and chip shop owner "Excuse me. Do you sell fish cakes?" The fish and chip shop owner responds "Yeah. We sell fish cakes." The man responds, gesturing to the fish under his arm "Thank goodness for that. It's his birthday!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrysalisM 290 May 2, 2023 Share May 2, 2023 Where do griefers send their kids in the summer? Spawn Camp. GENERATION 30: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,849 September 1, 2023 Share September 1, 2023 Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, a*****e!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists. T-90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,849 May 10 Share May 10 What is the name of a man who runs away from a cannibal? Fast food. T-90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,849 May 31 Share May 31 The Black Stalker appeared in the Zone. He goes to a camp at night, sticks his hand inside the tent and asks: "Water... drink...". And if you don’t let him take a sip from the flask or if you go outside - he'll strike you dead! Once, one guy decided to be funny. He quietly got out of his tent, put on a leather glove and went to a neighboring tent. He went and begged pitifully: "Water, water, drink..." And then a hand sticked out from the tent and grabbed him by the throat! And a hoarse voice spoke quietly: "And why do you need my water?" T-90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePinkofPones 2,231 July 15 Share July 15 My parents nearly died laughing at this today! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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