Post a Random TV Quote

[Nsxile 26,929]

"I grow weary of you humans."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

Niles Crane: "Urinal cakes?"

[Cwanky 17,576]

2 hours ago, Nsxile said:

"I grow weary of you humans."

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Princess, I believe this calls for punishment."

[Sparklefan1234 170,437]

"Jane! Stop this crazy thing!". 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

R: What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?

E: I thought I'd burn it off.

R: What, your face?

E: No, the excess gas.

R: How long will it take to burn off the North Sea gas reserves?

@Treeglow Flicker

[Nostalgia27 60]

"Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Everybody's dead, Dave

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

Rick: That's just typical. Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.

[Number62 1,258]

You're a stand up guy, Bats! Don't ever let them call you a crazed loner.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"That's not snot, Natsu! It's emotion juice."

[Number62 1,258]

We'll laugh about this someday.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

R: Ooh, Eddie! Eddie!

E: What? What?

R: Your jugs are on the wrong way round.

E: What?! It said "lifts and separates", not "slings 'em round the back"!

[Number62 1,258]

Well, that was fun! Who's up for Chinese?

[Sparklefan1234 170,437]

Pistol Pete: "Here, Santa. You caught me unprepared, so all I could find were bagel chips and guacamole."

 

[Number62 1,258]

You deceived me, Darkseid. Used me.

It's what I do.

[Cwanky 17,576]

                   

[Sparklefan1234 170,437]

“Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.” - Homer Simpson

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

“You want me to roll over like a dog? Give up, and accept defeat. Ha! That seems to be the sort of language that your kind is used to using. Language for cowards who forfeited their humanity, because they were too weak to survive as such. Don’t look down on humans, you monsters. Come on. I’ll send you all to hell.”

[Number62 1,258]

Where's Batman?

Running late. The Batmobile, it lost a wheel. The Joker got away. That's what I heard.

[Sparklefan1234 170,437]

Joker: "Crashing through the roof, in a one-horse open tree. Busting out I go, laughing all the wheeeee! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!" 

[Number62 1,258]

You've thought of everything.

No, just everything you'll ever think of.

[Cwanky 17,576]

    

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I thought I was too old to get married. I'm infinity."

[Number62 1,258]

Hey, that's a giant dinosaur!

And I thought Batman was the detective.