Post a Random TV Quote

[Iforgotmybrain 6,307]

My only regret is... that I have... boneitis.

[Happy Heart 355]

1 hour ago, Iforgotmybrain said:

My only regret is... that I have... boneitis.

Pry out his fillings, feed him to the jackals, and let's get on with the sale! 

[Happy Heart 355]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy20Hmytkmo

 

[KPackratt 517]

Wow! What is that smell? Oh my garbage!

[Happy Heart 355]

9 hours ago, KPackratt said:

Wow! What is that smell? Oh my garbage!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PTTU5DRH1Y8&pp=ygUYY2FuJ3QgaGF2ZSBkaXJ0eSBnYXJiYWdl

 

[Woohoo 34,937]

"Ow! I cuddled a cactus, and then a crocodile flew out of the sky and bit me on the bottom!"

[Happy Heart 355]

Take it easy, it's just a drawing

 

[Iforgotmybrain 6,307]

“You need to grow up.”

”Grow up?! I’m 38 years old!”

[KPackratt 517]

"Guess what they called my lunch today: A Reuben sandwich, named after a really smelly kid named Reuben who wears his underwear on the outside of his pants!"

[Happy Heart 355]

King Of The Hill "Double-Stuffed Chocolate Sandwich Cookies"