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[Iforgotmybrain 8,131]

My only regret is... that I have... boneitis.

[Happy Heart 472]

1 hour ago, Iforgotmybrain said:

My only regret is... that I have... boneitis.

Pry out his fillings, feed him to the jackals, and let's get on with the sale! 

[Happy Heart 472]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy20Hmytkmo

 

[KPackratt 1,685]

Wow! What is that smell? Oh my garbage!

[Happy Heart 472]

9 hours ago, KPackratt said:

Wow! What is that smell? Oh my garbage!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PTTU5DRH1Y8&pp=ygUYY2FuJ3QgaGF2ZSBkaXJ0eSBnYXJiYWdl

 

[Woohoo 36,602]

"Ow! I cuddled a cactus, and then a crocodile flew out of the sky and bit me on the bottom!"

[Happy Heart 472]

Take it easy, it's just a drawing

 

[Iforgotmybrain 8,131]

“You need to grow up.”

”Grow up?! I’m 38 years old!”

[KPackratt 1,685]

"Guess what they called my lunch today: A Reuben sandwich, named after a really smelly kid named Reuben who wears his underwear on the outside of his pants!"

[Happy Heart 472]

King Of The Hill "Double-Stuffed Chocolate Sandwich Cookies"

 

[DubWolf 20,591]

"What are we diving into?"

"Lavaaa!!!"

"What ?!!?"

 

 

(I like how it's the most viewed part of the episode in that one video !)

Edited July 19, 2025 by DubWolf

[Sparklefan1234 188,503]

"Sayonara, Lotus Blossom."

[KPackratt 1,685]

"Citizens of the world. Tomorrow, at half-past noon, an asteroid will strike the earth, earth."

"An asteroid will strike the earth, earth."

"The world will end in a flaming ball of fire."

"Kablammo Ka-ka-ka-kablammo!"

"I will be your space cadet, blast me off."

"I will be your space cadet, blast me off."

"I'm wearing a diaper and I'm ready to go."

"I'm wearing a diaper and I'm ready to go."

"Kablammo!"

[Happy Heart 472]

Are you in all nine Star Wars movies? 

 

[KPackratt 1,685]

"Big and gross, big and gross, she's the one that's cursed the most!"

[Happy Heart 472]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5k0iOBdsU&pp=0gcJCcwJAYcqIYzv

 

[Happy Heart 472]

"Listen to me, you pompous frauds! If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me."
 

 

[Happy Heart 472]

Tonight at eleven...

 

[KPackratt 1,685]

"You're fired, and take your noodle patty with you!"

"Oh, I'll take it! Take it to go!"

[DubWolf 20,591]

“Evidence? There’s supposed to be…. Evidence?  “

[Tropical Melody 8,834]

"What on earth are you eating?"

"Lard."

"You are eating – lard?"

"Yeah well, I'm hungry but I'm too drunk to cook ..."

 

[KPackratt 1,685]

"Do you not know about Luke's horrible allergy to Indian fabric?"

"You mean the fabric he's gonna wear tonight? The only thing Luke's allergic to is homework."

[Happy Heart 472]

"So, you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?"

"Well...yeah!"

"Interesting... One more question - and perhaps I should have led with this:"

[Happy Heart 472]

"My dad always said a man's wallet should only hold cash, a razor blade and a lucky poker chip."

[Happy Heart 472]

"Nahz-Kar"