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The poor gent was high on meth salts...bath meth...salt...meth...bath. There isn't much room for the whole "undead bro ate part of a guy's face" story.

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Ok but hear me out! Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but doesn't it seem a LITTLE STRANGE that these attacks are happening in the same general area of the world?

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Ok but hear me out! Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but doesn't it seem a LITTLE STRANGE that these attacks are happening in the same general area of the world?

 

I'm all for the zombie apocalypse and everything, but this is probably because the drug might have sprouted in that general area.
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Ok but hear me out! Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but doesn't it seem a LITTLE STRANGE that these attacks are happening in the same general area of the world?

 

It's all happening in that area because Bath Salts are prevalent in that area.
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I'm all for the zombie apocalypse and everything, but this is probably because the drug might have sprouted in that general area.

 

It's all happening in that area because Bath Salts are prevalent in that area.

 

So then everyone around the world is snorting bath salts? But its just because they were drugged up in this certain area? Sounds a bit fishy... Edited by Dragonshy

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Bath Salts may be something the government introduced to start off the zombie apocalypse.

 

Like, they were testing it as a buyable substance, and now they'll start to put it in food and stuff.

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I don't particularly believe in a "Zombie" apocalypse. Because let's face it, rotting meat, in sunlight? I'm sure we all know the purpose of fridges. Next, the bugs will handle anything not naturally decomposed fast enough. Then wild animals; most don't eat humans, but as a dead human they will smell just like a piece of rotting flesh AKA, "fast food" (buh duhm pshhhh!)

 

Now this actually seems plausible. A misplaced chemical into the water supply, and everyone goes insane like in the video. Judging by what I saw such as "increased strength," I'm envisioning this as a steroid+energy drug. I'd also like to think these "Zombies" would be faster and stronger due to the drug. See, but I don't think this will work in the traditional zombie sense, as these are living people, not reanimated people. Dead back to life is impossible in my opinion. There won't be a "virus" that spreads into the dead, reanimating them. Personally, I see this as a great opportunity for natural selection. If anyone survives this, they clearly DESERVE to have survived.

 

 

As for me, I'd love to say I'd survive to the end with the rest of you, but the fact is I'd probably be the first one dead. I'd also love to say I'd die being super heroic, but I'd probably be sitting at home while one breaks through the window.

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So then everyone around the world is snorting bath salts? But its just because they were drugged up in this certain area? Sounds a bit fishy...

 

What are you talking about? Murder, mass suicide, and fucked up individuals who chop up porn stars and mail their bodyparts to politicians have always happened. So have disease outbreaks in public schools, chemical spills, and everything else that the video shows.
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Another guy was reported eating the torso of his roommate.

 

Also, when someone talks about a zombie having, "extra strength," it's not extra or increased strength.

Theory is, the only part of a reanimated corpse's brain is the stem, which simply causes movement. However, other parts of the brain limit humans from breaking through our limits. If we didn't have those parts of the brain, we could do amazing things, but hurt ourselves.

Since the majority of a zombie's brain cannot be used, it cannot be limited strength-wise. That's why the man apparently had, "extra strength," probably not steroids.

 

ah dunno. maybeh bekteyria.

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I'm all for the zombie apocalypse and everything, but this is probably because the drug might have sprouted in that general area.

 

I'm all? Lol, it would be terrible

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We're in a weird world right now, no doubt, but I think our main problem is sticking a label to something.

 

It's not about whether or not it's a "zombie".

 

It's just the fact that people are eating people.

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What are you talking about? Murder, mass suicide, and fucked up individuals who chop up porn stars and mail their bodyparts to politicians have always happened. So have disease outbreaks in public schools, chemical spills, and everything else that the video shows.

 

You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm saying that I don't think that everyone in the world is snorting bath salts. It seems like it COULD be a lie. That its kind of strange that its all in the same area.
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You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm saying that I don't think that everyone in the world is snorting bath salts. It seems like it COULD be a lie. That its kind of strange that its all in the same area.

 

Please see my first post.


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Assuming we're riding the conspiracy train, it's a very VERY possible situation.

 

Like when the CIA spiked that village in Mexico's water supply with hallucinogens to make their leader surrender.


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Watched the live leak vid

If you watch from beginning to end it sound like one of the Zombie Apocalypse games

1. Substance is found

2. Some people get random strange side effects

3. People get hurt

4. First Infection (In this case bath salts is the infection starter)

5. Now its every were

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