This Miami zombie incident builds up.

[Marcusaralius76 150]

You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm saying that I don't think that everyone in the world is snorting bath salts. It seems like it COULD be a lie. That its kind of strange that its all in the same area.

 

...you're confusing me...there have always been murders all over the place. Only a dozen or so have been reported on the news as being caused by Bath Salts. And an earlier explanation pretty much sums up why so many strange things are happening in just one area of the world: Bath salts are prevalent there.

[Conspirator Lyra 21]

 

mfw people on bathsalts are running around outside.

 

 

MFW they just turn out to be zombies.

Edited June 8, 2012 by Conspirator Lyra

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Breaking news! THEY CAN DANCE NOW!

[Starshine 16,330]

>this thread

 

Somehow I got this impression that a good portion of you zombie-apocalypse-lover will cowers in fear instead of shooting the zombies that's knocking your door when things went nuts (>._.)ø

 

It's still way too early to start daydreaming about zombie when all those creeps did was eating someone else, not infecting them

[Whiteshade 1,426]

There are known drugs that can make people completely complacent and subordinate to orders, as well as erase memory and damage cognitive ability.

 

Apparently there are also drugs that can enhance strength and aggression and induce spontaneous psychosis.

 

Drugs are bad, mkay?

[JhonHipster 124]

there are hundreds of substances in the world that can induce this behavior.

 

THEY MAY BE WALKING

BUT THERE STILL NOT DEAD

Edited June 8, 2012 by jarrod989

[NavelColt 22,876]

Ok but hear me out! Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but doesn't it seem a LITTLE STRANGE that these attacks are happening in the same general area of the world?

 

Yes. The part of the world where drugs prance around like school children :3

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Just in case this happens, I'm stocking up on chicken noodle soup. Lots and lots of chicken noodle soup.

 

 

Oh, and alcohol, cloth, and matches. I've always wanted to make my own motolov cocktail to use on zombie attacks.

Edited June 8, 2012 by ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles

[Aureity 3,055]

Sheesh, it's just some guy that got high off of bath salts. I'm tired of seeing this blown out of proportion into a "zombie infestation".

[Crispy 5,563]

I'm a zombie and I find this offensive.

[Starshine 16,330]

Sheesh, it's just some guy that got high off of bath salts. I'm tired of seeing this blown out of proportion into a "zombie infestation".

 

It's not like everyday we get to see a worldwide zombie apocalypse roleplay :­p

 

Might as well enjoy the show while it last

[Aureity 3,055]

It's not like everyday we get to see a worldwide zombie apocalypse roleplay :­p

 

Might as well enjoy the show while it last

 

Also a good excuse to my mom to stock up on Ramen, so I'm happy.

[A Blithering Div 247]

Ok but hear me out! Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but doesn't it seem a LITTLE STRANGE that these attacks are happening in the same general area of the world?

 

Normally it would seem weird, but there is a reason Fark has a Florida tag...

[SrFrog 926]

You guys must really love zombies. What is this? the 3rd,4th thread regarding the face eating naked guy. C'mon, how is this story any weirder than most stuff that happens nowadays.

[Victoria and Co. 782]

My hordes shall block out the sun as you pathetic mortals scramble for safety.

There is no escape, my minions will tear you apart, devouring your-

 

Oh wait, I changed my Username.

[Glaceon 793]

Zombies.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I was listening to some Korn, I paused it to watch the video. Twenty seconds in I realised, "this is stupid" closed the tab and went back to my Korn.

 

Breaking news! THEY CAN DANCE NOW!

 

You win all of my internets. Edited June 8, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Envy 6,000]

A few hundred years ago (or so) this would have been thought of as somebody being possessed by a demon, not a zombie.

 

They're not zombies. They're not possessed by demons. They're on bad drugs.

 

Society's obsession with this nonsense will never cease to annoy me. (especially those who actually want zombies to exist. Get real.)

[roomforapony 285]

Society's obsession with this nonsense will never cease to annoy me. (especially those who actually want zombies to exist. Get real.)

 

I don't understand people who want zombies to be real. Like, do they really not care about their friends or family or...? You know the ones who want it to happen would be the sniveling little babies curled up in the fetal position when disaster strikes. Edited June 8, 2012 by roomforapony

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 637]

I wish people can quit assuming zombies are real...-.- ITS like the world nowadays wants all of us to die. Zombies are walking dead bodies that rise from the ground created by a comic, not a guy on bathsalts and eats one mans face off. Cannibalism has been around for sooooo long ever since the ice age maybe. Cannibalism is everywhere, the people on the news just got caught, theres people eating people now for all we know, theres been stories for YEARS!!!! In fact that movie Cannibal Holocaust is based of a true story of real tribal people eating people. Vampires were made i comic too, does that mean theyre real???? Lol, common sense

 

We're in a weird world right now, no doubt, but I think our main problem is sticking a label to something.

 

It's not about whether or not it's a "zombie".

 

It's just the fact that people are eating people.

 

Well cannibalism has been around forever though

 

I was listening to some Korn, I paused it to watch the video. Twenty seconds in I realised, "this is stupid" closed the tab and went back to my Korn.

 

You win all of my internets.

 

A few hundred years ago (or so) this would have been thought of as somebody being possessed by a demon, not a zombie.

 

They're not zombies. They're not possessed by demons. They're on bad drugs.

 

Society's obsession with this nonsense will never cease to annoy me. (especially those who actually want zombies to exist. Get real.)

 

AMEN!!

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

Breaking news! THEY CAN DANCE NOW!

 

i secretly want this to actually happen because then i would have a chance to see MJ do the Thriller with some authentic zombies in my lifetime.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

I was listening to some Korn, I paused it to watch the video. Twenty seconds in I realised, "this is stupid" closed the tab and went back to my Korn.

 

You win all of my internets.

 

Listening to KoЯn? You win my internets.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Listening to KoЯn? You win my internets.

 

Why thank you my good sir. Korn is freaking amazing.

[RiuChan 17]

They may have said it was Bath Salts but it sounds like phencyclidine, PCP. Have you seen cases where people have taken PCP? Recently they discovered pills in the mans stomach, but not the other mans skin.

[EcchiChibi 85]

It was a really bad drug...THAT WAS CONCOCTED BY ZOMBIES