Report a crazy problem to the princesses

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,185]

*A guard runs into the throne room
"Princess Celestia! Tech-priests from Warhammer have teleported to us, they are taking the castle apart and assembling baneblades from it! All the houses in Ponyville have been dismantled and from the parts of the houses they have assembled Imperial Knights, and from the Crystal Empire castle they have assembled Emperor Titans." 

Celestia: "It's not too important, we'll send Twilight to solve this problem later, because it's cake time!"

Spoiler

*Another Guard runs into the throne room
"Princess Celestia! We're out of cakes!"

Celestia: "WHAT!!!"
*Celestia faints

 

[Sparklefan1234 184,310]

Dear Princess Celestia

Would you please ask @Princess Cadance to explain "What is Love?", I can't stop bopping my head.

 

Edited July 31 by Sparklefan1234

[Samurai Equine 56,879]

Dear Princess Luna,

I don't know how to turn off the lava lamp, could you turn it off for me? 

It's jut across the way.
It's inside my neighbor's window.
Yes, the one that belongs to my neighbor and not me. I don't know how to turn it off.

Could you turn that off for me? It's keeping me up at night.

'Kay, thnx, bai~! 

[KPackratt 1,244]

Dear Princess Celestia, can you please tell your sister to stop lowering the sun at 5 pm? It's too early for it to be dark outside.

[Sparklefan1234 184,310]

Dear Princess Luna

Do you have a favorite pizza topping?

I'm planning a surprise party for you but I can't see into your thoughts like you can into mine.

Also, do you have a favorite beverage? All I have is "Noca Cola" and "Dr. Dentist" knockoff soft drinks.😐

 

[Silverspark184 1,444]

Dear Princess Celestia I cannot believe it's been three years and this game is still 

[Samurai Equine 56,879]

Dear Princess Flurry Heart,

...Actually, you know what? Nevermind.
I just proved we all ready have a crazy problem on our hooves.
Who lets a baby  do princess duties? Who lets a baby read mail? And where are your parents?! 

Someone contact the Elements of Harmony; something has clearly gone wrong!

...And why am I still writing this? 

[Sparklefan1234 184,310]

Dear Princess Celestia

Why does it take such a long time for @Totally Nyx to reply to their Ask A Pony thread? Nyx the Changeling might have a job and sixteen hundred spawn by now. 

[Silverspark184 1,444]

Dear Celestia, I have a question: how do you get a pony off Mars if stuck after teleporting? Also, tell @Ice Princess Silky <3 that  I have her motorcycle up here to

[Samurai Equine 56,879]

Dear Princess Twilight,

I ran out of crazy things to report to Celestia. Can you help me create a crazy problem? 

[Tao 9,549]

On 2025-08-04 at 10:12 PM, Samurai Equine said:

Dear Princess Twilight,

I ran out of crazy things to report to Celestia. Can you help me create a crazy problem? 

Just let me have coffee,  and we can solve that problem....

 

Princesss Luna!

I ran out of coffee!?!?! 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,185]

Dear Princess Celestia. 

Unfortunately, Twilight is currently on a mission, so this problem will have to be solved by you.

[Samurai Equine 56,879]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I found a ticket for One Free Visit to Celestia! ...But it expired in 2017. Help? 

[Tao 9,549]

Sorry Princess

But I have to report a crime,  of you flying in a none-flying zone.....

The Fine is 120 Bucks.....

[Sparklefan1234 184,310]

Dear Princess Luna

I believe @Ice Princess Silky <3 does not live up to her title and I feel like she is misleading the public. 

Enclosed are the following list of names that I feel would be much more appropriate and accurate to our beloved Princess:

Silky the Warm-Hearted

Kind Princess Silky 

Nice Princess Silky

Silky the Wonder Horse

Supermare Silky

Silky the Small and Mighty! 

[Samurai Equine 56,879]

Dear Princess Celestia,

@Tao said something about a "Non Flying Zone". I think he is stuck in the world of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Permission to save my friend? 

[Sparklefan1234 184,310]

Dear Princess Twilight

"Books: The Movie" is coming out but the critics say it's different from the radio play adaptation, how is that? 

 

[Tao 9,549]

Princess Luna

Our records show   @Samurai Equine that he has yet to make a payment on his cart's extended warranty.

[Sparklefan1234 184,310]

Dear Princess Celestia 

Who is @Totally Nyx going to be today? I can't stand the suspense! 😨

[Dawnshine Wonder 3,875]

11 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Dear Princess Celestia,

@Tao said something about a "Non Flying Zone". I think he is stuck in the world of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Permission to save my friend? 

Ah, a request to send a task force to an unknown universe? how may Celestia reply

By the way, will Pinkie Pie be using stink bombs in this year's Nightmare Night festival to prank other Ponies?

[Samurai Equine 56,879]

Dear Princess Luna,

Today, my friend @Tao just informed me that I own a cart. But I all ready have one... Can I trade this new cart in for a matcha tea? Will that forgive the debt on my extended warranty? 

[Dawnshine Wonder 3,875]

Princess Celestia, you may find there's a strange statue in Everfree Forest, is it worth checking out? does not look like any creature which is native to our world, a possible alien life form which may have been petrified by a cockatrice.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,998]

Dear Princess Celestia.

Someone just took out our Predator Drone. 

[Dawnshine Wonder 3,875]

20 hours ago, Spark Thunderbass said:

Dear Princess Celestia.

Someone just took out our Predator Drone. 

It wasn't my fault I swear.

Checks notes, maybe the magnets had something to do with that.

[Samurai Equine 56,879]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Help me! My Copy & Paste function is broken. Send an IT guy immediately!

-Samurai Equine.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Help me! My Copy & Paste function is broken. Send an IT guy immediately!

-Samurai Equine.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Help me! My Copy & Paste function is broken. Send an IT guy immediately!

-Samurai Equine.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Help me! My Copy & Paste function is broken. Send an IT guy immediately!

-Samurai Equine.