Report a crazy problem to the princesses

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

Why don't any of the ponies of Equestria visit MLP Forums? Do they not like the human fandom?  

Edited May 6, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Tao 6,731]

Princess!  We have ran out of cheese!  OH HORROR! 

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

12 hours ago, Tao said:

Princess!  We have ran out of cheese!  OH HORROR! 

 

Don't forget about the pretzels!

Also, @Princess Silky gave me a cookie with a "testing bite" taken out of it.  

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

Moments ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Don't forget about the pretzels!

Also, @Princess Silky gave me a cookie with a "testing bite" taken out of it.  

Gotta make sure the food isn't poisoned for Prince Sparkly  eheheh

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

Moments ago, Princess Silky said:

Gotta make sure the food isn't poisoned for Prince Sparkly  eheheh

 

Every cookie in the box, though? 

[Tao 6,731]

OMC! OMC!  PRINCESSES!  YOU FORGOT TO MAKE YOUR BEDS! 

[Shiny Silvermoon 2,990]

THAT'S HORRIBLE!!! WHAT A DISASTER!!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, PRINCESSES!!! TIREK IS BACK BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST!!! I'M AFRAID THAT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP HIM!!! HE GO SO STRONG THAT.... HE... OPENED A PICKLE JAR WITH TWO FINGERS!!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!

[Trot Shuffle 3,593]

Umm Princesses, so I can't actually eat the sandwich that was provided to me because it has the crust still on the bread. Can you peel it off for me? Please?? Also can you cut it into triangles and also put a little toy inside the bag THANK YOU!!!! 

[Nightmare Saturn 806]

EQG Saturn:  OMG!  Principal Celestia! Vice Principal Luna!  Guidance Counselor Cadance!   I saw somebody hide in a hoodie, but that's not the worst thing, OH NO!   When I looked inside the hoodie, it was like he disappeared! He's shady for sure!  

Prinicipal Celestia: Do you know who he was? 

Saturn: If I knew who he was I wouldn't say he disappeared into a hoodie would I?!  

Celestia: Okay sorry  

Saturn: Oh noes... I'm sorry, don't cry!  

[Silverspark184 1,195]

Brightspark; writing 'dear @Princess Silky  I was talking to Silverspark  and she  just told me you once hid her paintbrushes why did you do that ?'

 

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

@Princess Silky I might’ve convinced @Hugs of Sir Manys that you’re Princess Cadance and now

Shining Armor is jealous but I’m not sure if it’s with you or Sir Hugsalot. 

Also, this new dungeon cell I’m staying in doesn’t have cable. 

Edited May 22, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[TheRockARooster 47,298]

@Princess Silky

@Hugs of Sir Manys hasn’t given me my money.

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

On 2023-05-10 at 2:25 PM, Silverspark184 said:

Brightspark; writing 'dear @Princess Silky  I was talking to Silverspark  and she  just told me you once hid her paintbrushes why did you do that ?'

 

Because she kept painting mustaches on people’s faces when they were asleep D: 

13 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Princess Silky I might’ve convinced @Hugs of Sir Manys that you’re Princess Cadance and now

Shining Armor is jealous but I’m not sure if it’s with you or Sir Hugsalot. 

Also, this new dungeon cell I’m staying in doesn’t have cable. 

Oh so that’s why Shining Armor was acting a little funny around me. 
 

hmm.. does that mean I get to have all of the chocolate milk in your fridge? 
 

ohh okay okay.. I’ll get the bits to bail you out. 
 

11 minutes ago, TheRockARooster said:

@Princess Silky

@Hugs of Sir Manys hasn’t given me my money.

oh, looks like someone already took the money to bail you out @Sparklefan1234 

[TheRockARooster 47,298]

7 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

Because she kept painting mustaches on people’s faces when they were asleep D: 

Oh so that’s why Shining Armor was acting a little funny around me. 
 

hmm.. does that mean I get to have all of the chocolate milk in your fridge? 
 

ohh okay okay.. I’ll get the bits to bail you out. 
 

oh, looks like someone already took the money to bail you out @Sparklefan1234 

Th…….hhhhhat was MY MONEY!!!!!!

[Silverspark184 1,195]

53 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

Because she kept painting mustaches on people’s faces when they were asleep D: 

Oh so that’s why Shining Armor was acting a little funny around me. 
 

hmm.. does that mean I get to have all of the chocolate milk in your fridge? 
 

ohh okay okay.. I’ll get the bits to bail you out. 
 

oh, looks like someone already took the money to bail you out @Sparklefan1234 

Brightspark: "miss Silky you could have hidden away the rest of her art supplies you know she has other ways of adding the mustaches to faces she done it with the royals when we live in our families castle "she said 

Silverspark: leaped on Brightspark  closing her  snout "uh don't mind my sister is a chatter  "holding down the other filly who was muffling 

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

1 hour ago, Princess Silky said:

Oh so that’s why Shining Armor was acting a little funny around me. 
 

hmm.. does that mean I get to have all of the chocolate milk in your fridge? 
 

 

@Princess Silky your Changeling sister "Silky with a Chance of Magic Mare" took my...Well, someponies chocolate milk.

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Princesses, Discord shrunk my friend again!

 

Edited May 22, 2023 by Windy Breeze

[Treeglow Flicker 13,023]

Dear Princess Celestia.

Your sister has once again stolen Cranky Doodle Donkey's wig in yet another act of frivolous horseplay. She has also taken the liberty of super glueing googly eyes to the wig and donated it to an animal shelter.

Edited May 22, 2023 by Treeglow Flicker

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

5 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

Dear Princess Celestia.

Your sister has once again stolen Cranky Doodle Donkey's wig in yet another act of frivolous horseplay. She has also taken the liberty of super glueing googly eyes to the wig and donated it to an animal shelter.

"Glue?..."

DEAR @Princess Silky, WHERE ARE MY HOOVES!? Oh...I'm a duck. /

[Tao 6,731]

Princess!   We have run out of the items to make cake! 

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

Dear @Princess Silky 

Do YOU know where Applejack put Ponyville’s bacon?  Twilight means MY pigs that SHE steals! 

“*Mmm* Sweet Celestia! This dragon flame bacon is SO crispy!” 

[Samurai Equine 45,890]

Dear Princess (any one will do),
Please send help. We are nearly out of pico de gallo and queso blanco. 

[Trot Shuffle 3,593]

ummm princess? *tugs on regal tail*

ummm princess? *tugs on regal tail*

ummm princess? *tugs on regal tail*

ummm princess... *starts playing with regal tail*

Your tail is moving.... on its own.... I think it's possessed? Is it supposed to do that?  

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

Dear @Princess Celestia

I think my Bestie @Treeglow Flicker  might've turned herself into an owl! 

 

"Whoops!"  ...You weren't aware Kirin were also shapeshifters? 
 

Shapeshifters? Thank Celestia and you, too, Rarity! *Hugs my Bestie* 

You're Welcome, Sparkle Darling...

Now, how will I turn poor Treeglow back into a- AHH! AHH! CEASE WITH YOUR PECKING YOU HORRID CREATURE! 

---

JK, @Treeglow Flicker . 

Edited June 1, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Evil Pink One 12,981]

9 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Dear @Princess Silky 

I think my Bestie @Treeglow Flicker  might've turned herself into an owl! 

 

"Whoops!"  ...You weren't aware Kirin were also shapeshifters? 
 

Shapeshifters? Thank Celestia and you, too Rarity! *Hugs my Bestie* 

You're Welcome, Sparkle Darling...

Now, how will I turn poor Treeglow back into an- AHH! AHH! CEASE WITH YOUR PECKING YOU HORRID CREATURE! 

---

JK, @Treeglow Flicker . 

@Princess Silky the duck can talk!?