Would you buy a house that ...?

[Reecejackox 444]

Say yes or no then suggest the next thing

I will start 

Was nextdoor to a nightclub 

[Hadrien 963]

No, too much noise at night.

Had a live-in butler, but only for your pet.

[SharpWit 2,903]

Yes! Then we wouldn't need a sitter like we have right now since we're leaving for the eclipse! The 2 cats, Turtle, frog, goldfish, beta, and Guppy colony would love it! And this is the fewest number if animals we've had in a while. 

Have a laundry schute thats been peed in.

[Comrade Friendship 437]

7 hours ago, Hadrien said:

No, too much noise at night.

Had a live-in butler, but only for your pet.

Lol, I'd be the person next door making it too loud.

Yes, had an epic surround sound (w/ awesome bass) system 

[Samurai Equine 55,869]

I mean... I could always clean the laundry schute or just not use it.  Sure, I guess?

Has a rough, rocky, dangerous road in front of it that the city will never fix?

[Xada 544]

I guess i would.

A house made entiery out of wood?

[Iforgotmybrain 7,500]

Like a log cabin? Absolutely, that’d be super cozy.

Would you buy a house that was built on top of an old graveyard?

[Samurai Equine 55,869]

NOPE~!

Has a really bad hornet infestation? I'm talking in the floors, walls, AC, anywhere!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,141]

No, that many hornets could easily kill someone.

Would you buy a house that was haunted by friendly ghosts?

[TBD 17,276]

I could use some dead friends 

Would you move in with mouses that can talk to you?

[Samurai Equine 55,869]

Being able to talk doesn't mean they'd be your friend. Too many variables to think about, and too many ways it could still go wrong, so I'll say pass.

A house that is mobile/movable, but you don't get a say in where it's moved, and it's always in a new location each morning.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,877]

Seems interesting enough, provided I don't end up in some rainforest or hot desert.

A house with a go kart track as a backyard.

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,358]

No, I'm not the type to buy and live in a go-kart house in the backyard.

A house in space?

[KPackratt 931]

No, because I would suffocate from the lack of oxygen and there are also no stores in space.

A house that's located at a deserted island?

[Samurai Equine 55,869]

Nah. I'd rather have some form of society within travelling distance.

A house that has giant eyes on the roof that watch you when approach or leave the house?

[SharpWit 2,903]

Update, the Guppy colony and Goldfish are no longer with us. I'm not 100% sure, but our Beta might be a different one? We had a third Cat quite recently and tragically quite briefly. The little guy had an untreatable medical issue. We're still regularly crying. On a positive not though, we have a pet garden Snail and are looking to get some more fish soon.

If the eyes are actual fleshy eyeballs, then no. If it's just a quirky set of dome like structures with tracking cameras and they don't light up at night, then sure.

A house completely painted inside and out, with glow in the dark paint?