Would you buy a house that ...?

[Reecejackox 397]

Say yes or no then suggest the next thing

I will start 

Was nextdoor to a nightclub 

[Hadrien 950]

No, too much noise at night.

Had a live-in butler, but only for your pet.

[SharpWit 2,646]

Yes! Then we wouldn't need a sitter like we have right now since we're leaving for the eclipse! The 2 cats, Turtle, frog, goldfish, beta, and Guppy colony would love it! And this is the fewest number if animals we've had in a while. 

Have a laundry schute thats been peed in.

[Comrade Friendship 436]

7 hours ago, Hadrien said:

No, too much noise at night.

Had a live-in butler, but only for your pet.

Lol, I'd be the person next door making it too loud.

Yes, had an epic surround sound (w/ awesome bass) system 

[Samurai Equine 51,348]

I mean... I could always clean the laundry schute or just not use it.  Sure, I guess?

Has a rough, rocky, dangerous road in front of it that the city will never fix?

[Xada 371]

I guess i would.

A house made entiery out of wood?

[Iforgotmybrain 5,657]

Like a log cabin? Absolutely, that’d be super cozy.

Would you buy a house that was built on top of an old graveyard?

[Samurai Equine 51,348]

NOPE~!

Has a really bad hornet infestation? I'm talking in the floors, walls, AC, anywhere!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

No, that many hornets could easily kill someone.

Would you buy a house that was haunted by friendly ghosts?

[TBD 17,254]

I could use some dead friends 

Would you move in with mouses that can talk to you?

[Samurai Equine 51,348]

Being able to talk doesn't mean they'd be your friend. Too many variables to think about, and too many ways it could still go wrong, so I'll say pass.

A house that is mobile/movable, but you don't get a say in where it's moved, and it's always in a new location each morning.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

Seems interesting enough, provided I don't end up in some rainforest or hot desert.

A house with a go kart track as a backyard.