If someone dared you to ... , would you?

[Reecejackox 466]

Answer then suggest the next one

I will start

If someone dared you to lick the closest window , would you?

[SharpWit 2,940]

No, it's been sneezed on several times by cats.

If someone dared you to hide a coworkers phone within their personal workspace, would you?

Spoiler

Is this thread going to just show that this community is generally mature enough to not give into dares and prefers being nice to one another?