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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"I'm gonna kill you an' then keep killin' yeh an' I never, cuz you'll be dead an' then I'm gonna kill yeh."

What are your favorite quotes?

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"Trains are demented...bro!"

"Why is there a Eminim quote in the Jesus game?"

"My hand is on the floor, and Mario is still jumping."

"It's like you see the trailer for Super Mario 64, then on release date you're greated with MARIO CITY SIMULATOR! THEN MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND SAYS 'Aw, who likes the fucking old mario games? BRB, GONNA MAKE ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!'"

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"You're like the Ralph Wiggum of the real world. Turn your back for five seconds catch ya eating crayons and paste."

 

And my favourite funny one goes to...

 

"When I die I want to go peacefully like Grandpa did, in his sleep- not screaming like the passengers in the car."

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"I am no hero, never was, never will be..." Solid Snake

 

"What about you, Jack? What's it going to be? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don't know the truth yet. But sooner or later you'll have to choose."-The Boss, MGS3

 

"In the end life flashes before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching"-unknown

 

"I helped that we are better aerodynamically. I had my hair cut"-Michael Schumacher

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“.....what the **** am I doing?!”

 

~me, right before watching my first episode of MLP

 

 

 

“.....what the **** just happened?!”

 

~me, right after watching my first episode of MLP

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Hmm...I have a lot.

 

Gaming:

 

"Right behind you."

"You got blood on my suit..."

-The Spy

 

"You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I-oh. Wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well...food for thought."

-GLaDOS

 

IRL:

 

"Magic is just undiscovered science."

-Not sure who...heard it somewhere.

 

"Silence is Golden"

-my horrible conscience

 

"Believe in your strengths...Believe..."

-Happy Mask Salesman

 

I put the last one IRL because it's really good for real life too. :P

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