Moonlight Diamondbright 7 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 One day, I was trying to fit into my jeans.Everything was okay until I had to button it up.When I tried to insert it in the little hole,and failed, I was like''NOOO!''And I went into this screaming howler monkey rage.Just kidding,I can control myself,even in private.So after my devastation(kidding again),I came up with this idea,''It's so efficient to zip pants up,but what's with the button?I mean,it's just so hard to deal with that thing!Probably other people in the world have to deal with those cold,metal buttons,so why not let the whole world know(or maybe just the brony and pegasister community)about this?''So that's why I wrote this.I know that maybe my guts couldn't fit inside the jeans,or my tiny child hands couldn't handle the button,but i had to get the word out.Maybe now the world will just''stick with zippers''.... DOUBLE RAINBOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 2 Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryGamer432 155 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 I guess thats the way they wanted to make it. IDK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 Yeah, I don't like parking meters either. Wait, what is this topic about? 1 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal 1,468 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 This man is a visionary. Just remove the button from pants! GENIUS!!!! I see a nobel prize in your future 1 avatar and sig by your's trulyask me anything DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,797 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 I'm sure you'll change your tune once you get your wing-dang-doodle caught in a zipper. Unless you're female, in which case you might be on to something here... Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 Forget zippers, make everything velcro. Just hearing that *rrrriiippppp* when you peel the velcro from each other is music to my ears MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronium 512 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 But...buttons are so fantastic! This one is a tad less creepy. Wouldn't you agree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Gear 6,663 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
be my waifu 2,842 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 I'm sure YKK would be pleased with your new zipper idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null123456 759 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 Sweat Pants for Life. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttershy4life 150 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 I kinda like the button tbh XD I'm not sure how jeans would look like with only the zipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightive 458 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 The button is there so the zip just doesn't randomly come down while your walking x3 So i like the button! Ivy, Sakura, Pixie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight Diamondbright 7 July 3, 2012 Author Share July 3, 2012 I'm sure you'll change your tune once you get your wing-dang-doodle caught in a zipper. Unless you're female, in which case you might be on to something here... yeah,I'm a female The button is there so the zip just doesn't randomly come down while your walking x3 So i like the button! What I was thinking was to close up the pants at the very top,then to put a zipper below it.I've seen a few pants like that.But,with all the jeans I've seen,they don't just insert the zipper.So yeah... DOUBLE RAINBOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 (edited) Also I hate zippers. With a passion. It has only happened about twice, and both times were a while ago, but it hurts like hell to get your penis caught in one. I felt dead inside for ages. Edited July 3, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly) Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninjaneer 225 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 (edited) Earlier mom bought me a new pair of jeans. FOUR BUTTONS. NO ZIPPER. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN Edited July 3, 2012 by Ninjaneer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equuicorn 5 July 3, 2012 Share July 3, 2012 I personally find that the button is a good way of keeping all the fatness in. Zippers just come down and belts eventually give up. Buttons are hardcore. I could just lose weight but fie on that. I will draw a signature eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mubbins 145 July 4, 2012 Share July 4, 2012 Buttons generally keep the zipper up so I'm good with them. If the zipper went up that high, the jeans still wouldn't fit really. My only problem is when I buy jeans on clearance and the button pops off in public where I have nothing to fix them with. ;A; Be thankful for buttons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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