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MAD COW INDEPENDENCE DAY!


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Y'all ain't turnin' this inta junkyard Equestria, not on my watch, noponeee.

 

Will Equestria decide that the Cow Nation's destiny looks like this: (you may personally want to search them up on youtube for several reasons)

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6xBaZ92uA

Or like this:

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyTy8dcUrpY

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Wait how do you put that as your signature, I understand you put it in there, but how do you get it to work?

 

I had to upload it to a different website, off the site to make it work (for other people who aren't me), check the code tags again as I have updated them.

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Wait how do you put that as your signature, I understand you put it in there, but how do you get it to work?

 

Just paste this into the signature option place.

 

Edit: woops. Just paste the code Flare gave.

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RISE MY COW BRETHREN. FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE BEEN RULED BY OUR CANADIAN DICTATOR AND HIS TEAM OF WEIRDO GESTAPO.

 

THIS FOURTH OF JULY, WE SHALL CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE, NOT OF THE USA, BUT OF THE COW NATION!

 

THE UNITED STATE OF....COW...NATION...

 

I...RAINCOW DASH....SHALL BE YOUR NEW LEADER.

 

SWITCH TO COW-THEMED AVATARS AND USERNAMES AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO ME.

WE SHALL THEN...DECLARE OUR...INDEPENDENCE!!!

 

 

REBEL COW ARMY.

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I'm sorry Dash, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Cows are one of the lowest animals in intelligence, you know. It is only fate that humans, ponies and robots are above them. Fact: Cows are thrice as stupid and 10 times as delicious as humans. And I must be right. Because I'm a computer. Edited by Spock
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If you earnestly anticipate this revolt to be actively supported by the soprano whistles, breathy hollers, and booming moos of reputable gentleponies, I bear bad tidings. This sluggish "uprising" is describable in one word: futile, for scanty your compatriots will support it! We true Amurrikans can't risk our biggest source of nourishment, McDonald's, go liquidated from lack of resources!

 

So I says, eggs, beef bacon, cheeseburgers 'n frankfurters, ya crazy cattle!

 

And don't dare to tread on Canadia's grounds!

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30 MINUTES LEFT TO THE COW REBELLION.

 

I'M REBELLING AGAINST THE REBELLION, WE WILL LAST FOR LONGER!

 

comic sans :)

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IT'S A CIVIL WAR!!!

RAINCOW DASH VS. FLARE

 

 

NOW, FIGHT!

 

My side of the war does not believe in war, I'm sorry, you win.

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