Pinkie Pie Poem

[BookWorm 47]

This is the third in my series of poems about the main six ponies. I've already done Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, if you want to go check out my previous work. This poem is like Pinkie Pie; random at first but, once you see what she was really trying to do, it all makes sense... in a way. Sometimes looking back just confuses you more, and some parts can't be explained at all, and... you get the idea.

 

I hope you enjoy it!

 

 

Pinkie Pie

 

(You don’t have to, if you don’t want to).

Pinkie Pie, Winkie Pie

Tinkie Pie, too.

What do you think

That us Pinkie Pies do?

At Sugar Cube Corner

You’ll come and you’ll see

That a Pinkie Pie, proper,

Is a Pinkie Pie free.

 

Wrinkly Pie, Stinkly Pie

Frinkly Pie, ew

Those kinds of Pinkie Pies,

Cannot be true.

They’re the worst, let me tell you

The worst kind of fun

When they frinkle McStinkle

And assume that it’s done.

 

And don’t forget Grinkie Pie,

Frinkie Pie, no.

They’re known for their charm

Yet with nothing to show.

A real type of Pinkie Pie

Doesn’t need fluff,

She can glow, she can throw,

And can show off her stuff.

 

Oh to be a Palinkie

Malinkie sublime

Is the purest of Pinkies

When you give it a try.

When the winter is hot

And the summer is cold

You know that your Pinkie

Will never grow old.

 

But Slinkie Pie, Trinkie Pie,

Jinkie Pie, yes.

It’s those types of Pinkies

I know as the best.

Their parties are smarties

And partly a hoot.

They’re the parties for starties

And happiest hoof.

 

And Sprinkly Pie, Zinkly Pie,

Quinkly pie, cue

You’re one in the many

And one of the few.

The blossoms and rainbows

Of Kalamazoo

Are your friends and your neighbors

Like the Timbuk to tu.

 

Oh to be on the top

Of the Pinkie express

Is the top of the world,

Is the trim of the dress.

With the iciest icing

And the cupiest cake

We’ll do great things together

You’d see if you’d wait.

 

Slinkie Pie, Inkie Pie,

Blinkie Pie, Trust

The life of a Pinkie

Is a life with a crust.

You gain the enlightenment

But not without cost

For the friendship you give

Is the greed that you lost.

 

Flickie Pie, Pickie Pie,

Trickie pie, just

If you want to be Pinkie

You do you must.

Go unto the world

My pupil of pink

And show all the world

What us Pinkie Pies think.

 

And that is a Pinkie Pie

Trusted and true.

Did you get all of that?

Well… I’ll repeat it for you.

(Take a deep breath and go back to the beginning).

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I'm part Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony.

*explodes of too much Pinkie and her awesomeness*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*brain esplodes from d'awesomness overload*