Would you date the user above you?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

sorry but I don't date guys no matter how cute your avatar is

[ARagY 1,152]

Now you do  :comeatus:

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Now you do  :comeatus:

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/de/Spy_goodjob01.wav?t=20100626000453

[PurplePony 484]

probs not sorry I date older 

[Redeye 399]

Nah. I still have to progress through "Teenhood" anyways.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Umm, I'd rather no have 2 am airplane flights with my girlfriend.

[kodyap1293 23]

Hmm. . . Sorry, but no.

 

Now for the answerer who follows me, please hear me out. 

 

I am an amazing cook.

 

That is all.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, ta.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

The above isn't a pony but a dwarf and male, so no.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Och, nay. I be taken.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Och, nay. I be taken.

Then, pray tell, why is a taken dwarf in a thread involving pony dating?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Then, pray tell, why is a taken dwarf in a thread involving pony dating?

Och, because I choose tae be here.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Laughs

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ye better nae be laughing at me.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

No, no good dwarf. I may find the situation amusing but I am not laughing at you. You are most likely a brave and strong dwarf, as is most all your kind, and you choose to spend time here of all places. That is what I find amusing

Edited August 12, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Good. If ye had been laughing at me.... remember I be having a large axe.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Remember I am a thousand year ruler of a great nation, with the power to control the movements of the sun and moon, as well as great experience in magic. Though I would never intentionally insult you or harm except in self defense, I see no reason to fear you axe.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I be over a million years old, and this axe be designed tae kill anything it hits.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

... a million years old? You expect me to believe this? Surely good dwarf you exaggerate. From what I know of dwarven aging most don't live past 900 years old, let alone anywhere near a million... unless you suggest you are a dwarven deity?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nay, but I be blessed by tha' same, as be this axe. I be tha' leader of my people, as ye are tha' leader o' yours.

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Well thanks good dwarf for your time, now to see if any are brave enough to seek a date of their princess. More to see who would want to.

Edited August 12, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Hmmmmmm Nah. You aint for me Scholar 

Edited August 12, 2014 by AnonBrony

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I like your stash but no

[Shenron00 366]

Just look at DeviantArt, nobody loves you.

You need to find yourself a kind, silvery individual who will stick a banana in his mouth just of you. But no one else! No one else! So as I was saying: oh Knuckles--

(If you can name that video, I will love you forever)

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

I have no idea.