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[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Hurp

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

I go to raid some Orphanages and I find out that our beloved sacrifice has been here several times. How rude of me!

 

Well for when you return , we are in need of your wholesome self to save the world. It's nothing much, just your whole body and soul so we may stop Chaotic Discord and friends from destroying the forums!!!

 

I promise, you'll get free dental if you agree to help us. Oh, and of course our thanks an affection 

 

@Pinkie D Pie, I grant you the Fifth Freedom in the event that I'm not currently here to carry out our holy quest to purify this thread and ultimately, the forums. Oh, yes, you can recruit  and other members if you wish as well. But I'd suggest recruiting Scorpio before moving on to any other candidates. He's excelled in all his jobs, including San Esperito and more recently, Panau. 

 

I trust that you'll guide the A.X.E.S. on the right path in my stead Numbah One.

Edited July 9, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I thank you for this, I thank you a lot. We still have not gotten Zoop here however, and that might be a problem.

[Crystallize 279]

Are you all high or something?

Edited July 9, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Are you all high or something?

 

My good friend, I may be able to work around your hatred of Bacon, and get you out of the dungeon, if you join us in our cause.

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Yes, it seems as though the Zoop may no longer be a part of this world, this is troubling indeed.
 
If this is the case, we must come up with a backup plan for our backup, backup plan. I have a few ideas as for whom we should acquire, but do you have any recommendations Numbah One?
 

Are you all high or something?

Yes I am high... ON LIFE!

Edited July 9, 2013 by Accellerant

[Crystallize 279]

And what cause is that?

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

What about Scootacool, or is he still around...

 

And the cause is secret, your either in or not in.

[Crystallize 279]

Ok then......

 

I'm in

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@@Accellerant,

 

We have acquired a new member known as ~Spontaneous Me~

 

_{I only recruited them to get me coffee...}

[Lunia 332]

I don't think this will end anytime soon.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

This wont, and the other thing will not either...

[Crystallize 279]

@@Accellerant,

 

We have acquired a new member known as ~Spontaneous Me~

 

_{I only recruited them to get me coffee...}

And get you coffee I shall!

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

And get you coffee I shall!

 

Perfect, I need some for this plan to work.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Well, doesn't seem like I'm needed here.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@,

 

Ahem, I have a business proposition if you would care to here it. 

[Senor Citizen 516]

@@Pinkie D Pie, murp?

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@,

 

We are in need of new members in our little organization, and you have been put high on my priority list to recruit. Are you interested. 

[Senor Citizen 516]

@@Pinkie D Pie, okie

What do I do?

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@@Pinkie D Pie, okie

What do I do?

 

For now you shall wait... we may be in need of someone to sacrifice fight Chaotic Discord when he decides to take over the forums.

[Crystallize 279]

What's this. Fighting Chaotic Discord once he takes over? Is there some kind of revolution/war/uprising going on?! That's it. No more coffee. I demand to know what's going on.

Edited July 9, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

What's this. Fighting Chaotic Discord once he takes over? Is there some kind of revolution/war/uprising going on?! That's it. No more coffee. I demand to know what's going on.

 

Are you SURE you want to know? Once you do, you can never leave the A.X.E.S. until we have completed our mission for truth, justice, and bacon.

[Crystallize 279]

Are you SURE you want to know? Once you do, you can never leave the A.X.E.S. until we have completed our mission for truth, justice, and bacon.

I'm sure. If it means knowing the truth, despite staying in the A.X.E.S. forever. 

Edited July 9, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[Dsanders 5,747]

I don't know what the hay is going on....and I rather not know  lol.

 

I'm just here to give a post! 

 

*post*

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

I'm sure. If it means knowing the truth, despite staying in the A.X.E.S. forever.

          Well you see, me and @Pinkie D Pie were talking about life and all that jazz when suddenly we realized what we were doing was against the law. With this in mind, we concocted the idea to overthrow the law liberate the forums from The Man. After pelting The Man's house with eggs, tomatoes, toilet paper, and hopping from Proxy to Proxy, we realized that we were quite powerless and required more powerful members. After throwing darts at a wall of random MLP Forums Staff Members, I came to the conclusion that SBB64, Chaotic Discord and Zoop would be our best candidates. 

 

          After lazily reading Summoning Staff for Dummies under a drunken stupor, collecting a grand collection of macaroni art and oatmeal, we summoned SBB64 first. Needless to say, they just kinda laughed at us and left. Clearly Macaroni Art and Oatmeal aren't highly valued around these parts. Then we summoned Chaotic Discord with great success. Unfortunately, things didn't go according to plan. He mentioned something about requiring "100 pony sacrifices," overthrowing Feld0 and enslaving all of ponykind.

 

          I dun goofed, needless to say. But because I'm only a somewhat responsible man of science, I deemed it as my own responsibility to rectify the coming Apocalypse. I also managed to drag @Pinkie D Pie into helping me so that's a plus! 

 

          Our primary mission is to now stop Demi~God Chaotic Discord and Friends from overthrowing Feld0 and ruling over MLPforums for the rest of our digital lives! After doing extensive researching (Googling: How to Stop Discord and Friends) we found that our only hope is the destined user Zoop. He's the only one which had extensive Demi~God experience and is the only one who would know how to handle this situation. Sadly, we have yet to successfully summon him. So instead, we're planning on recruiting an army an unknown amount of meat bags chosen warriors to do battle with the forces of evil before it's too late!

 

          That's our mission and what's collectively happened up to this point. Oh, we also still need The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child. I've been visiting various Orphanages throughout the net code and have yet to be successful 

 

 

 

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