mega thread Last Poster Wins

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Ah yes, dreaming is amazing," agreed After. "I guess now I know if zombies can dream, which I have been wondering for some time now."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Wait, hold everything. There's a guest named '"Ah yes, dreaming is amazing," agreed After. "I guess now I know if zombies can dream, which I have been wondering for some time now."'?" asked Red.

[Life Giver 1,063]

zombie king stayed quite... remembering something.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"No, Red, that was just me saying stuff," said Afterwards. "The guests are over there." He pointed to the three Pinkie Pies in my avatar.

 

"Hey zombie, you okay over there? Not sure if you're zoning out or just being a zombie..."

[Life Giver 1,063]

"Just remember something from olden time.", answer zombie king, now showing a sad look.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red greeted the tree mares. "Hi, Pinkie. Hi, Surprise. Hi, Pinka-" He paused before his eyes widened in horror. "SWEET CELESTIA, IT'S PINKAMENA, THE EVIL PINKIE!" he cried. Suddenly, Pinkamena removed her disguise to reveal she was Rarity.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Care to share it?" asked After. "We've got time, I'm sure."

 

Meanwhile, on Red's side of the room, the other two Pinkies were removing their disguises as well. Pinkie was actually Rainbow Dash and Surprise was actually Pinkamena.

 

"Why does everyone think I'm evil?" asked Pinkamena. "I'm just insane, okay? There's a huge difference."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Aw, sorry," apologized Red. His tail swayed as he dumped on the ground.

[Life Giver 1,063]

"It just that someone close to me said that they will always be in my dreams." zombie king kept remembering.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Ew!" exclaimed Rarity. "How could you resort to such uncouth behavior?!" Then she realized Rainbow Dash was also dumping on the ground.

 

"What?" asked Rainbow. "It's not like we have toilets on our world. Where else are we supposed to go?"

 

Meanwhile on the other side of the room, Afterwards listened intently to zombie's story.

 

"Please, do go on," he inquired.

Edited December 27, 2013 by Afterwards

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red trotted over to Afterwards and zombieking, and asked, "Hey, you don't think Daemonic is going to come back and get mad at us for throwing a party in his mansion, do you?"

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"You mean Questioner?" asked After. "No idea. But I mean, the only rule he left us was not to go in the basement, so he really should've seen this coming."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red nervously rubbed the back of his neck."Yeah... about that..."  he said, gesturing towards his hoofprints that led into the basement.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"What, when did you go in there?" wondered Afterwards. "I didn't even see you go.... Wait... Where are the Pinkies?! OOOO:"

[Life Giver 1,063]

"Even then its not the same...", zombie king started to to shed a tear. "... I still miss her."

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Suddenly, without precedent or warning, Afterwards hugged zombie tightly and refused to let go.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"The Pinkies? Aren't the only party guests Pinkamena, Rarity, and Dash?" replied Red.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Yeah, I meant them," said Afterwards, still hugging zombie. "Where are they?"

 

Suddenly, he noticed three extra pairs of hoofprints leading towards the basement...

[Life Giver 1,063]

"I failed to protect her... wasn't strong enough when she needed me most..."

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"It's okay," After reassured zombie. "What happened, happened, and there's nothing we can do about it. But for now, we gotta keep the guests from dying."

[Life Giver 1,063]

"Yea... she would had wanted that." zombie king stood up. "So what should we do?"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

With a sudden look of determination, Red declared, "I'm going in." He trotted nervously into the basement. The wizard who stole the Wii U was standing there! "Oh teh noes!" yelled Red. He turned round and galloped away, but then a wall of cheese magically appeared in front of the door.

[Life Giver 1,063]

"Well he's sleeping with the fishes."

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"My my my, what have we here?" Questioner said. "A party. How predictable. I don't like the decorations much." The decorations burst into flame, being gone in an instant. "And as for those fools in the basement...." The basement door vanished, leaving no sign that the basement had ever existed. "Forget about them." The Questioner then promptly stopped being in the castle.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Clearly, what we must do is eat this wall of cheese so we can go into the basement and save them from their impending doom. Here's the plan:

 

"I'll fight off the wizard in a wizard's duel while zombie uses his zombie powers to eat the cheese wall."

 

It was then that Questioner came and did those things.

 

".... Or we can just do that."