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[Acchan 232]

*Holds up pictures I made*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

All aboard the Muffin Train!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ni!

[Acchan 232]

NU!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Fetch me a shrubbery!

[Acchan 232]

MAKE ME!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Then you will never leave these woods alive!

[Acchan 232]

Meh- life is overrated. Kill me. I don't quite care.

[Demirari 454]

I don't either. I just come back as a different pony. :3

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Acchan 232]

Really though- apparently nopony likes cheerful ponies. Everypony likes the dramatic or perverted ones.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg

[Acchan 232]

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun

 

That's how I do though.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun.

[Acchan 232]

I'm literally up all night.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

[Acchan 232]

... Is it awkward that I'm a female?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

One day, Pinkie Pie was roller-skating when a flying limo picked her up and dropped her off at the train station. She got into the driver's section and drove away. Then Cookie Monster chased her. Pinkie turned the train around 180 degrees but then the train exploded into potato chips. Pinkie pulled a lever and a castle appeared made out of... candy canes? Cookie Monster threw a razor at Pinkie but the razor turned into a stuffed toy. Then Mordecai and Rigby came and beat up Cookie Monster with a banana. Then they were teleported to the Mushroom Kingdom by a magic walrus. Pinkie then grew to fifty feet tall. Oblivious to that fact, Pinkie trotted across Equestria.

[Acchan 232]

You know what  I find weird about this? Pinkie Pie was rollerskating.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

... Is it awkward that I'm a female?

How awkward do you want it to get?

[Acchan 232]

How awkward do you want it to get?

I don't. It's more awkward that you're a tree.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I don't. It's more awkward that you're a tree.

I'm not a tree. I am a Knight, a Knight who says Ni!

[Acchan 232]

I'm not a tree. I am a Knight, a Knight who says Ni!

... you're a tree.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Part 2!!! Mwahahaha!!!

 

"Okay, I just have to find the right spell to restore Pinkie to her normal size. If I skim through these books..." murmured Twilight.

 

"Just fire!" shouted Dash. She picked up Twilight and used her as a magic-beam firing gun. Pinkie shrank back down... a little too far. She was a quarter of an inch tall. Fluttershy picked her up and put her in a jar and took her home. But then the jar was made of cake. Pinkie ate through the jar and then was back to her normal size. Then she ate a pie she stole from a wizard then Pinkie turned into an Alicorn. She turned everything into cake and sweets. Then she and Thomas The Tank Engine made out.

 

"WARGLE WARGLE WARGLE," said a ninja, and slapped Rarity with a bag of seashells. Then the ninja was snatched away by Applejack, whonwas floating around in mid-air while shaking her rump and singing,

 

"This is the song that doesn't end..." then a caramel dolphin...

 

Green: What in Celestia's mane am I reading?

Edited January 26, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

... you're a tree.

Ok, fine. I'm a tree. Happy?