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[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*follows*

 

Is something wrong?

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What? How could you forget about my family line and my (very distant) brother, Wheatley?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Long story.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

NO NO NO! *runs while loading gun*

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I'm worried that a boss fight is dawning on us very rapidly

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*some buddy pops out a nearby rock, and shoots a syring filled with orange* GAHHHH

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

What is going on?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*slams into the ground* No...Iv got to...*crawls, then collapses*

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Oh no! Not the Über Medic! Smack him with a Solemn Vow!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*catches ForeverFrozen*

 

I've got you, stay with me! I'll get you to a hospital!

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I'm going in!

ACTIVATE CHARGE DOC!

I'm gonna find that sonovabich that did this!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Leave it.

 

I will hunt him down in due time.

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Is there a desktop or modem around here, because I've really gotta update soon. Man this OS is killing me. Literally... My code is unraveling as we speak.

Here's a defrib' by the way. Thought you might need it.

*gives AED and some various stim packs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Sorry, nothing like that here.

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Not even a phone? A phone might work, although some apps may work improperly if you don't reinstall them.

Well, in that case, I'm going to have to go back to the facility. I'll be back as soon as I can, hopefully with a mobile smart-device, so I won't have to go back again for a while.

*TPs to facility*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

See yah!

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[telepathically speaking] Oh and, try not to die!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[telepathic reply] It's hard to kill me.

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[yeah, I'm not even going to mention the whole undead dragon thing... or the Sha... Or the vow of revenge you made after the "void incident"... Yeah, definately not.]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Wait, what undead dragon thing?

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[ummmm...... Nothing! Nothing at all! Don't pay attention to me, I'm crazy! Hehehe! Absolutely nothing at all! Why would you ask! Hehe!]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Tell me, or I'll shut you down for good.

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[Nothing to do with the time space continuum, that's for sure]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Just tell me.

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[just don't make the same mistakes and you'll be fine, lets just say that]