mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hyperhooves 872]

THE QUESTIONER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

But really, I have my money on The Questioner too.

 

 

The Syndicate is in control.

 

Absolutely true. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

I'm helping him win. COME QUEST YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN WIN THIS, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

We will determine this at the edge of space and time.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Are you a dalek?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

EXPLAIIIIN.

[Hyperhooves 872]

*Gasps, hides behind the Questioner*

[MasterCombine 316]

The Universal Union holds authority here. In the end, only one force will reign supreme: The Combine.

 

And me. 

Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine

[Hyperhooves 872]

THE QUESTIONER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterCombine 316]

Just submit. We'll be kind when we process you, I promise. 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*sits back while The Combine & The Syndicate duke it out*

I'm going to need to grab some snacks for this one.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I really wish my sweet angel was here. I miss him so so much.

[MasterCombine 316]

*sits back while The Combine & The Syndicate duke it out*

I'm going to need to grab some snacks for this one.

 

What snacks do you prefer? 

[Hyperhooves 872]

THE QUESTIONER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I think I could go for some liquorice! 

[MasterCombine 316]

Red or black? The Combine approve of red licorice. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Well I think that it is certainly great that I provide materials and supplies to BOTH The Combine and The Syndicate.

Ka-Ching!

Oh, and make sure to use your crowbar more than your ranged weapons. Bullets don't come cheap ya' know.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Red Liquorice > Black.

Bullets come quite expensive. Why use bullets when you can use magical spells?

Though arrows. that's what I need more of. What with all of those skeletal archers lurking around without any weapons.

Edited August 29, 2014 by The Crimson Cross

[MasterCombine 316]

Our transhuman forces will appreciate your supplies.

 

And yes, red > black. 

Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Why are there so many organizations vying for control over the universe? So far I've seen the Syndicate, the Combine and Jerk Co. Although it seems Jerk Co. is less concerned about winning and is instead just using the opportunity to make a huge profit off weapon sales. Am I expected to enter the Dovashy Forty Second Company into this huge competition?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

 Am I expected to enter the Dovashy Forty Second Company into this huge competition?

 

Why, you'll be already facing off against one terrifying opponent that is The Crimson Empire.

We wouldn't want that now, would we?  :comeatus:

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

But, we're pals! I don't want to harm my no. 1 minion! But at the same time, I want the Dovashy Forty Second Company to win this battle! Why did we become the heads of two opposing organizations?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Although I tend to foil your plans quite often, I'd say our alliance still remains intact. But in the end, The Crimson Empire will be remembered for it's glory. It might not be the most powerful, but we sure are renowned for exceptionally extravagant tea parties. That and the underling services are brilliant.

We offer premium accommodation and entertainment for many of the henchman.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, I think the Dovashy Forty Second Company is more suited to be a weapons outlet much like Jerk Co. is. Wait, I have an idea! How about we alliance? We will gladly let The Crimson Empire win the battle for the universe in our place, and in return, you will buy the weapons we offer you at discounted prices! That way I won't need to destroy or be destroyed by my favorite, no. 1 minion!

 

That's right, Jerk Co. Your business now has a competitor. Let's see who makes the highest profit.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The Crimson Empire is pleased with such an offer. I'm sure you'll get a special mention in all of this. Having two suppliers would surely be advantageous in such times. We're not fussed with building up our profit margins, more looking for areas of expansion.

I humbly apologise for destroying your headquarters in the past, but we must be certain to eliminate all threats.

What kind of services does the Dovashy Forty Second Company offer?

Jerk Co. Has already proven itself to be fantastic in providing The Crimson Empire with many mercenaries and infrastructure benefits.