FortyTwo42 1,287 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Well, I'm not the only leader of the Dovashy Forty Second Company. As you could probably tell from the title, it is co-lead by both Dovashy and I. I'm sure Dovashy will agree with the offer I made you, but to be completely sure, I shall summon Dovashy right now to ask for her approval. @Dovashy, do you approve of the alliance offer I made to The Crimson Empire, where we sell them weapons at discounted prices and not participate in the war for the universe? We could make a huge profit here if we step back from the conflict and offer them our wares! Anyway, for the services we offer... We now produce and sell our own final bosses, as I've been fed up with how often the ones I get from other retailers are horrible and worthless. Really, we offer a wide variety of services, so if you request something, we will probably be able to provide it for you. For example, we used to run a service for banishing others to the moon. But I regret to inform you that that particular service has been discontinued. 1 Thanks to Pink for the lovely avatar and W.G.A. for the amazing signature! My OCs: Aero Wind, Shadowhide, Ebony (WIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dovashy 1,734 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 I will not stand idly by while the Crimson Empire destroy the universe. Dovashy makes me think of soap xD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterCombine 316 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 (edited) I will not stand idly by while the Crimson Empire destroy the universe. And you don't have to! You can stand idly by while the Combine Universal Union enslaves- er, I mean unifies it! Because we all know that's going to be the outcome of this whole affair. Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyTwo42 1,287 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 It's not 'destroy'! Simply 'take over'! Besides, think of the profits! Thanks to Pink for the lovely avatar and W.G.A. for the amazing signature! My OCs: Aero Wind, Shadowhide, Ebony (WIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterCombine 316 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Profits matter not when you're a part of the Union. Imagine...complete freedom from such petty concerns! Our members work towards a mutually beneficial goal: the conquest of the Multiverse itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyTwo42 1,287 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 No! I will never abandon the Dovashy Forty Second Company! We'll be glad to make an alliance if it's mutually beneficial for all parties involved, but I'm a member of the Dovashy Forty Second Company to the very end! We might need an abbreviation for the 'Dovashy Forty Second Company'. It's too long and it sucks typing it out over and over. How about it can be shortened to the 'D42 Company', Dovashy? Thanks to Pink for the lovely avatar and W.G.A. for the amazing signature! My OCs: Aero Wind, Shadowhide, Ebony (WIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dovashy 1,734 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 The D42C or the 42 DC or the 42nd DC are even shorter. Dovashy makes me think of soap xD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyTwo42 1,287 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 'D42C' has 4 characters, '42 DC' has 5 and '42nd DC' has 7 (counting spaces as characters). Therefore, I vote for 'D42C'! Thanks to Pink for the lovely avatar and W.G.A. for the amazing signature! My OCs: Aero Wind, Shadowhide, Ebony (WIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson Cross 7,533 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 I very much like the sounds of Final Boss arrangements. I haven't got anything other than the generic Grim Reaper boss up my sleeve. Some in the past have been well.. Terrible to say the least. That shady Final-Boss-Warehouse I tell you what! The Crimson Empire already encompasses multiple alternate dimensions. However these areas are little bubbles in the universe. I do not wish to destroy the universe itself, more take complete and utter control of as much as I can. And yes, The D42C sounds like a good name if you ask me! Now with more added tea leaves! My fantastic signature made by Gone Airbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 My sweet angel will win this thing. He just has to. Please come back soon Quest, please. Please help my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyTwo42 1,287 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 The D42C will be the ultimate vict- I mean, the ultimate supplier of weapons in this conflict! Go and battle each other as much as you want! We will continue to sell you final bosses and provide various... let's call them 'attack services', for as long as the battle continues! As long as you have plentiful bits, we have plentiful resources for you to utilize! How was that for a sales pitch? Thanks to Pink for the lovely avatar and W.G.A. for the amazing signature! My OCs: Aero Wind, Shadowhide, Ebony (WIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 THE QUESTIONER SHALL WIN. ALL BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF THIS HERE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please help my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson Cross 7,533 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Sounds reasonable enough. Being able to whip up an entire undead army is easy enough, but final bosses are a rarity over in The Crimson Empire. Too many weakling minions. I should bring in some more necromancers and Liches. I suppose I should give you access to some of my own services which means undead minions. That and we have quite a supply of tea. And Hyperhooves, I am allied with The Questioner who I hope to come in a close second to. The Syndicate Controls, or so he says! We're all conquerors here. Now with more added tea leaves! My fantastic signature made by Gone Airbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 I just wish he was here so badly. I LOVE YOU QUESTIONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please help my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyTwo42 1,287 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 So... Anyone want to purchase the D42C's wares? Is there any particular final boss you're looking for, Crimson? Or perhaps any attack services? Thanks to Pink for the lovely avatar and W.G.A. for the amazing signature! My OCs: Aero Wind, Shadowhide, Ebony (WIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Forty Two, rival of some yet friend to all, I present to you a gift! I offer to you several plots of land across the universe, each containing well over a thousand Ley Pylons. Now you will have no need to require more pylons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 QUESTIONER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please help my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 YES HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please help my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyTwo42 1,287 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Forty Two, rival of some yet friend to all, I present to you a gift! I offer to you several plots of land across the universe, each containing well over a thousand Ley Pylons. Now you will have no need to require more pylons. Wow, thank you! I expected Jerk Co. to react with hostility towards me becoming a competitor to their business. But now that I have all the pylons I could ever want, there's no reason for me to hang around anymore. Thanks, AI Pony! I'm off! Have fun blowing each other up in my absence! Keep in mind the D42C will still offer its wares to anyone who requests it. However, these wares will likely have an additional transportation fee now that we've moved away from the conflict. Thanks to Pink for the lovely avatar and W.G.A. for the amazing signature! My OCs: Aero Wind, Shadowhide, Ebony (WIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 (edited) Protoss Observer: "You require more pylons!" NO I DON'T! (*Enter* food for thought *Enter*) [Cheat Enabled] Edited August 29, 2014 by AI Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 I miss my boy. I wish he was here so badly. Where is he?? Please help my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 He is here. Of course he's here. He is already here, for he is Q, and Q is EVERYWHERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Of course he is. But I really wish he would talk to me. Please help my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterCombine 316 August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 The Universal Union already spans multiple dimensions. Our victory is inevitable. All will be conquered, processed, assimilated into the Union. Lay down your arms and join us. It's better here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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