mega thread Last Poster Wins

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, I'm not the only leader of the Dovashy Forty Second Company. As you could probably tell from the title, it is co-lead by both Dovashy and I. I'm sure Dovashy will agree with the offer I made you, but to be completely sure, I shall summon Dovashy right now to ask for her approval.

 

@Dovashy, do you approve of the alliance offer I made to The Crimson Empire, where we sell them weapons at discounted prices and not participate in the war for the universe? We could make a huge profit here if we step back from the conflict and offer them our wares!

 

Anyway, for the services we offer... We now produce and sell our own final bosses, as I've been fed up with how often the ones I get from other retailers are horrible and worthless. Really, we offer a wide variety of services, so if you request something, we will probably be able to provide it for you. For example, we used to run a service for banishing others to the moon. But I regret to inform you that that particular service has been discontinued.

[Dovashy 1,734]

I will not stand idly by while the Crimson Empire destroy the universe. 

[MasterCombine 316]

I will not stand idly by while the Crimson Empire destroy the universe. 

 

And you don't have to! You can stand idly by while the Combine Universal Union enslaves- er, I mean unifies it! 

 

Because we all know that's going to be the outcome of this whole affair. 

Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

It's not 'destroy'! Simply 'take over'! Besides, think of the profits!

[MasterCombine 316]

Profits matter not when you're a part of the Union. Imagine...complete freedom from such petty concerns! 

 

Our members work towards a mutually beneficial goal: the conquest of the Multiverse itself!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No! I will never abandon the Dovashy Forty Second Company! We'll be glad to make an alliance if it's mutually beneficial for all parties involved, but I'm a member of the Dovashy Forty Second Company to the very end!

 

We might need an abbreviation for the 'Dovashy Forty Second Company'. It's too long and it sucks typing it out over and over. How about it can be shortened to the 'D42 Company', Dovashy?

[Dovashy 1,734]

The D42C or the 42 DC or the 42nd DC are even shorter.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

'D42C' has 4 characters, '42 DC' has 5 and '42nd DC' has 7 (counting spaces as characters). Therefore, I vote for 'D42C'!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I very much like the sounds of Final Boss arrangements. I haven't got anything other than the generic Grim Reaper boss up my sleeve. Some in the past have been well.. Terrible to say the least. That shady Final-Boss-Warehouse I tell you what!

 

The Crimson Empire already encompasses multiple alternate dimensions. However these areas are little bubbles in the universe. I do not wish to destroy the universe itself, more take complete and utter control of as much as I can.

And yes, The D42C sounds like a good name if you ask me!

[Hyperhooves 872]

My sweet angel will win this thing. He just has to. Please come back soon Quest, please.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The D42C will be the ultimate vict- I mean, the ultimate supplier of weapons in this conflict! Go and battle each other as much as you want! We will continue to sell you final bosses and provide various... let's call them 'attack services', for as long as the battle continues! As long as you have plentiful bits, we have plentiful resources for you to utilize!

 

How was that for a sales pitch?

[Hyperhooves 872]

THE QUESTIONER SHALL WIN. ALL BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF THIS HERE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Sounds reasonable enough. Being able to whip up an entire undead army is easy enough, but final bosses are a rarity over in The Crimson Empire. Too many weakling minions. I should bring in some more necromancers and Liches.

 

I suppose I should give you access to some of my own services which means undead minions. That and we have quite a supply of tea.

 

And Hyperhooves, I am allied with The Questioner who I hope to come in a close second to.

The Syndicate Controls, or so he says!

We're all conquerors here.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I just wish he was here so badly. I LOVE YOU QUESTIONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

So... Anyone want to purchase the D42C's wares? Is there any particular final boss you're looking for, Crimson? Or perhaps any attack services?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Forty Two, rival of some yet friend to all, I present to you a gift! I offer to you several plots of land across the universe, each containing well over a thousand Ley Pylons.

Now you will have no need to require more pylons.

[Hyperhooves 872]

QUESTIONER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Nope

[Hyperhooves 872]

YES HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Forty Two, rival of some yet friend to all, I present to you a gift! I offer to you several plots of land across the universe, each containing well over a thousand Ley Pylons.

Now you will have no need to require more pylons.

Wow, thank you! I expected Jerk Co. to react with hostility towards me becoming a competitor to their business. But now that I have all the pylons I could ever want, there's no reason for me to hang around anymore. Thanks, AI Pony! I'm off! Have fun blowing each other up in my absence!

 

Keep in mind the D42C will still offer its wares to anyone who requests it. However, these wares will likely have an additional transportation fee now that we've moved away from the conflict.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Protoss Observer: "You require more pylons!"

NO I DON'T!

(*Enter* food for thought *Enter*)

[Cheat Enabled]

Edited August 29, 2014 by AI Pony

[Hyperhooves 872]

I miss my boy. I wish he was here so badly. Where is he??   

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

He is here.

Of course he's here.

He is already here, for he is Q, and Q is EVERYWHERE.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Of course he is. But I really wish he would talk to me.

[MasterCombine 316]

The Universal Union already spans multiple dimensions. Our victory is inevitable. All will be conquered, processed, assimilated into the Union.

 

Lay down your arms and join us. It's better here.