mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I do my best.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

37039

 

Once upon a time, Aether Crimson wrote a story.

 

She picked a good plot for the story. The story surrounded the fascinating plot that she had, which was very well-formed. It attracted the attention of a lot of ponies - most of them stallions.

 

She was pleased that she had such a good plot.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I do my best.

It shows. I will have to reward you in some way.

 

37039

 

Once upon a time, Aether Crimson wrote a story.

 

She picked a good plot for the story. The story surrounded the fascinating plot that she had, which was very well-formed. It attracted the attention of a lot of ponies - most of them stallions.

 

She was pleased that she had such a good plot.

Unable to verify purpose of number... presumably, this is related to the non-sequitur nature of this thread.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No reward is necessary. 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Very well.

[Hyperhooves 872]

QUESTIONER IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Also Five nights at Freddy's scares me so much

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No intention of interecting with this "Five Nights at Freddies*

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Nobody has won this game yet. And nobody will unless their name is "KOS-MOS."

[Hyperhooves 872]

I was thinking of buying it and then my head started to fill with scary thoughts

[DubWolf 17,262]

 

@,

 

Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous colt

Of my virtue I am justly proud

 

Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

 

Then tell me, Maria, why I see her gazing there?

Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

 

I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her braided mane

Is blazing in me out of all control

 

Like fire, Hellfire

This fire in my skin

This burning desire

Is turning me to sin

 

It's not my fault

I'm not to blame

It is the archer mare

The witch who sent this flame

 

It's not my fault

If in God's plan

He made the devil so much stronger than a man

 

Protect me, Maria

Don't let this siren cast her spell

Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

 

Destroy Anala

And let her taste the fires of hell

Or else let her be mine and mine alone

 

Comet, the archer has escaped.

 

What?

 

No longer in your basement. She's gone.

 

But how? Never mind, get out, you idiot. I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Equestria!

 

Hellfire, dark fire

Now archer, it's your turn

Choose me or your pyre

Be mine or you will burn

 

God, have mercy on her

God, have mercy on me

 

But she will be mine

 

Or she... will... burn!

Wat ? My OC wouldn't wish hell on anyone!

 

I was thinking of buying it and then my head started to fill with scary thoughts

The game is mainly jump scares. You need to be careful playing the game, very focused and all, and that's when you get the most scared; when you're focused on something else that you don't see it coming. The doors don't always work .

[Hyperhooves 872]

The Questioner is my everything. 

He is my sun that shines so bright

He is my moon and stars that keep me safe and sound at night

He is the wind that shows me the way

To where he is and where I will stay

 

He is my king that rules the land

He is the amazing boy who plays in the band

and oh, how I wish I could hold his hand

It is his name who I have in my heart,

and forever and beyond it will stay. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The Questioner is my everything. 

He is my sun that shines so bright

He is my moon and stars that keep me safe and sound at night

He is the wind that shows me the way

To where he is and where I will stay

 

He is my king that rules the land

He is the amazing boy who plays in the band

and oh, how I wish I could hold his hand

It is his name who I have in my heart,

and forever and beyond it will stay. 

       

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

The Questioner is my everything.

He is my sun that shines so bright

He is my moon and stars that keep me safe and sound at night

He is the wind that shows me the way

To where he is and where I will stay

 

He is my king that rules the land

He is the amazing boy who plays in the band

and oh, how I wish I could hold his hand

It is his name who I have in my heart,

and forever and beyond it will stay.

That was absolutely, mind-blowingly awesome and beautiful.

It's nice to know that Q has such a great friend.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I know, right?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Unofficial RP time?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

BAWK!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I'll take that as a yes.

Theme and setting?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

BAWK!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I don't believe that is a theme or a setting. A statement or an outburst at most.

Perhaps somewhere with plenty of crystals?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

BAWK!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I think that it's about time we returned to Metebelis III. We still have unfinished business there.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

BAWK! BAWK!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I'm not really sure what that means. Does it even mean anything? Really, I don't speak chicken. You've got to give me something I can work with because so far I have nothing.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

......

 

*angry*

 

BAWK!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Ummmm...

 

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