mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Probably a relic of unfathomable power to! Yes... with this cup of coffee I will rule the world!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You can stain an unlimited amount of clothing!

Muahah!

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*slips out of your grasp*

 

*steam*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Somebody stop it! It's on a rampage! 

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*steam*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh no you don't! You're not getting away from me that easily! Once I have you, I'll flood the entire world with an endless stream of coffee! No one can stop me now!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Well! This is almost a better plan than chocolate rain! 

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*is attached to the ground*

 

*steam*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*digs up with a sho-vel*

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*becomes alicorn coffee and flies away*

 

*steam*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*is attached to the ground*

Do you really think you can stop the combined efforts of Lord Discord and the greatest lich in existence?

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*steam*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*Snaps fingers to teleport ze coffee into my hands*

*Sips*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*steam*

Well, I'll teleport to wherever you flew off to, and then hook you up to a machine that will forcibly extract all of your coffee! 

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*burns your tongue and throat*

 

*steam*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*burns your tongue and throat*

How dare you attack Lord Discord! You'll pay for that! 

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*steam*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

See this in my hand? It's soy sauce. I'll pour the whole bottle into you unless you apologize to Lord Discord! 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I take my coffee black! Just how hot could it possibly be?!   

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*steam*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*steam*

So be it. :okiedokielokie: *Pours whole bottle of soy sauce into coffee mug* Now you'll taste weird! Muhahahaha!

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*soy sauce filled coffee fills your mouth*

 

*steam*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Joke's on you, I don't have a tongue! Or a digestive system, for that matter. 

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

*steam*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*Inserts Spicy Bhut Jalokia Peppers into coffee*

Now it will be perfect!