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[spider]

Anyways, let's take the stealthy approach.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, whatever. I equip my fake mustache, and walk into the throne room!

 

Edit: oh so ninja'd   

 

I'll follow behind you. Dan.

Edited October 15, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Put it in a drink with some ice-cream and I'll gladly take it.

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*Slithers along the ground sneakily*

Well. I'm surprised they've taken the disguise thus far.

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Well the disguise might work.

Take a roll if you want.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Uh oh! I think Celestia saw us! 

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Just act normal and unsuspicious.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Shape shifts into potted plant*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Ahh.. What a nice day it is in the palace for not being killed.Yep! What a wonderful day.

*makes smalltalk with the guy next to me*

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*Acts like any other normal human when surrounded by magical talking horses... armed with spears... that fly...*

RUN!

(The spears don't fly. However most ponies do.)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I think Celestia just ordered her guards to kill us all...

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*teleports out of the room*

Aha! Well. That went badly. Oh I'm surprised we even managed to get in there in the first place!

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*Causes distraction, leading some guards away*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Guards walk right past potted plant*

 

Seriously!? Wow, we really suck at this!

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Well, looks like I've been caught.

Off to the dungeon, which I have to add, is conveniently placed two floors directly underneath the throne room.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Considering our last assassination attempt.

*remembers bad memories*

 

Yeap. 

 

*Disguises as a Window*

Alright, that's some of the guards taken care for. So, what next?

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Silly ponies don't understand the power of trouser pockets!

*Pulls out secretly stashed dynamite*

Good thing I still have some leftover from when I destroyed the animal shelter across the street.

Ahh, memories.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Alright, I'll distract Celestia while you guys take her out!

 

*Shape changes into Twilight Sparkle*

 

Hey Celestia, watch this!

 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*Still creeping along the windows & ceiling*

Ooh! I spy a chandler across there! This looks like a good plan.

Now. To drown out the sound of the explosion.

 

*blasts music from the castle*

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[Explosions]

[Throne room collapses]

[Princess Sun Butt is nowhere to be seen]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Alright, now we just need to cheek the rubble to make sure she's dead.

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Did I use too much?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*Half the castle is in shambles*

 

We're not very discreet. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

There is no such thing as to much explosives!

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So much for the stealthy approach.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh my gosh she's still alive!  And she looks mad...