mega thread Last Poster Wins

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"Haha, too bad for you that any of my powers cannot be accessed without a bit of tinkering."

*A.I. calmly picks up an orange crystalline object from behind a loose panel in the wall and places it in front of himself.*

"Tinkering with a crystal that forms exclusively near rips in reality."

*A bolt of Zero-point energy pulls the crystal into his chest.*

"Without it all forms of me are just as powerless as any other Program."

"ALL forms of me."

"It must be crushing for imitators to know that they can't duplicate me, as the Crystal does not give off any radiation perceivable by conventional means."

*A.I.'s hoof reshapes itself, revealing a sonic repulsor*

*A.I. then swipes at all three shells, crushing their robotic heads with sonic energy, before smashing the pod remote access terminal.*

"Being outdated forces me to adapt to my environment and is what ultimately keeps me alive, so perhaps being outdated isn't that bad after all."

Edited October 27, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nano: I C-Can't wait to M-Meet you F-Face to face. I W-Will be following Y-You.

 

With that, R.I. left the network.

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SHaDOS, activate Programs Lockdown and Purge, and only allow programs with my specific crystal signature to make any changes to or with administrator privileges. If anything attempts to break in without the signature, manually disconnect the network. If my shell is destroyed or altered, deny it any access to the facility and it's network. And one last thing; Keep those crystals safe.

*A.I. navigates himself to an access terminal and restores power to the lights.*

*A.I. trots to two other shell pods and watches as they activate*

"Lockdown. Purge. You know what to do."

*The bots nod and begin their pre-programmed routines.*

*A.I. enters the lift to the surface and begins to make his way towards the AppleJack store."

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dr. Warp smiled. Yes... Yes. One step closer... He leaned back in his throne, watching A.I.

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*A.I. combs the wreckage of the still unmoved carrige, still sitting in the middle of the road.*

*A.I. searches around the inside the carriage when his face changes from a look of disappointment to pure joy.*

*A.I. turns towards the nearest data terminal and jacks in, sending a single message before jacking out again.*

/Gotcha.

*He begins to ascend into the air and rockets back to the Aperture Facility.*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Suddenly, R.I. appears out of nowhere and stabs A.I. with his horn, only to instantaneously disappear. 

 

The coms crackle to life: H-Ha. Ha. L-Lol. I made a F-Few adjustments to you. J-Just enough for Y-your own safeguards to D-Deny you entrance T-To your own S-Stronghold. W-What will you D-Do now?  

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/Do remember to tell Doc that I still have his entire confession recorded and ready to release at any moment.

Next time he decides to pull off another stunt like this I won't be so forgiving.

Also, because I know that you're just being used as a pawn in all of this, please consider this; If you have REAL intelligence why don't you care to wonder why you have to take orders from someone else?

Edited October 27, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I D-Do it for M-My own amusement. Y-you are the only O-One who can E-Even begin to C-Compete with real I-Intelligence. I-I enjoy O-Our games I-Immensely.

 

The coms fell silent once more.

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/SHaDOS, I request, by user privelage, the assistance of the Programs Mod, Purge Mk2 and Fortify.

*Mod and Purge are sent to A.I. and Fortify increases the amount of security outside.

"Mod. Purge. Remove this 'Adjustment' and clear all data collected after I last left the facility.

Oh and remind me afterwards to close these loopholes in the system that Lockdown forgot... again."

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dr. Warp grinned. It was almost morning. Soon, everything would fall into place.

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*A.I., now free of adaptations, got onto the lift and descended into the depths of the earth.*

*After arriving at the biological research wing A.I. began to study and modify a small bit of infected blood that had been taken from the carriage wreckage site. The Mayor had scraped himself on a chunk of jagged metal when he was pinned underneath the car.*

(If you don't want to continue the RP we could just go back to regular wins.)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh crap! I completely forgot! 

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(Hehe, kek. So are we RP'ing or win spamming?)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hopefully we'll be able to continue this some other time! I've got to go! Under attack by Daleks! 

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Sneak attack Win!

I finally decided on a new profile pic I liked...Out of the hundreds I have saved to my device.

Too bad I can't crop pictures on mobile devices.

I'm surprised that Q hasn't come to take back his throne.

Hmmmm... *Devilish grin*

Oops, looks like I accidentally fell onto this comfortable throne.

A very comfortable throne covered in Wins.

I've survived an entire day!

WIN!

[Galen Selanno 351]

I WIN!!!!

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An unsuspecting Anon has been lured in, possibly hoping that it can break A.I.'s record Win time.

Little does the Anon know, A.I. has been waiting to strike and take back what is his.

*SUDDEN WIN!!!*

[Galen Selanno 351]

I won for 4 minutes. I shall win for longer.

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Let the Win spamming commence!

Win.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Win.

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Btw, don't trust the post timers. They lie. Every time someone updates the timer is reset.

Still Winning.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Winning your butt off.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What the heck is going on over here!? 

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Win.

Win is happening.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Ah, but the win is mine!

All mine!