mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hyperhooves 872]

Next Thanksgiving. I just want some mash potatoes, chicken not turkey, and some pumpkin pie.

[Hidey 2,836]

I'd like to safety dance.

 

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I had a rather awkward Turkey Day today.

Our feast consisted of:

- Turkey... sliced sandwich-meat turkey

- Biscuits stuffed with cheese

- Hard-boiled eggs

- Mini hot dogs

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Very amusing.  

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Ninja'd!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

@,

Indeed. You will die for your treachery, ninja!  :okiedokielokie:

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So, RP time?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

So, RP time?

Sure! But I have No idea where we are... 

[Hyperhooves 872]

You guys going to make a super long RP again?

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I believe that Stormgiggle and Dan had just finished returning their mixed up mail to their respective owners and were about to depart from the Jerk Co. building.

You guys going to make a super long RP again?

Yes, very.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You guys going to make a super long RP again?

Yes, and you will join us. *Uses jedi mind trick*

 

Darkblade Stormgiggle slowly walked through the dimly lit, dreary streets of Semi-New York city. Rats scurried through the gutters, disturbed by his passing. He headed into a dark ally, where three other men awaited him. Two of the men wore dark trench coats that barely concealed the armor and weapons hidden underneath; their expressions were grim, and they nervously fingered the guns under their cloaks   The third man wore a very fancy, expensive suit and brandished a jeweled cane; his expression was nothing short of jolly.

 

"Have you brought the package?" asked the man in the suit.

 

"Of course." Stormgiggle retrieved the mail package from underneath his robe and tore it open. Inside was a darkly glowing pitch black crystal of moderate size. "As you requested, the soul of your rival, trapped in this gem."

 

The man in the suit reached forth as if to grab the crystal, but Stormgiggle held it out of his reach.

 

"Not so fast! My payment first." 

 

The man in the suit grumbled, but acquiesced. He reached into his pocket, bringing forth a sealed envelope. Stormgiggle took the envelope and gently shook it, listening for what was inside.

 

"It's all here?" 

 

"Naturally. We wouldn't dare cheat you, you know that."

 

"So you say. Regardless, everything seems to be in order. Take your prize."

 

Strormgiggle threw the soul gem in an arc at the man in the suit, and he caught it with ease. Without another word, they quickly left, turning down a side street. Stormgiggle chuckled to himself, and then slowly walked off in the opposite direction.  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Yes, and you will join us. *Uses jedi mind trick*

 

Darkblade Stormgiggle slowly walked through the dimly lit, dreary streets of Semi-New York city. Rats scurried through the gutters, disturbed by his passing. He headed into a dark ally, where three other men awaited him. Two of the men wore dark trench coats that barely concealed the armor and weapons hidden underneath; their expressions were grim, and they nervously fingered the guns under their cloaks   The third man wore a very fancy, expensive suit and brandished a jeweled cane; his expression was nothing short of jolly.

 

"Have you brought the package?" asked the man in the suit.

 

"Of course." Stormgiggle retrieved the mail package from underneath his robe and tore it open. Inside was a darkly glowing pitch black crystal of moderate size. "As you requested, the soul of your rival, trapped in this gem."

 

The man in the suit reached forth as if to grab the crystal, but Stormgiggle held it out of his reach.

 

"Not so fast! My payment first." 

 

The man in the suit grumbled, but acquiesced. He reached into his pocket, bringing forth a sealed envelope. Stormgiggle took the envelope and gently shook it, listening for what was inside.

 

"It's all here?" 

 

"Naturally. We wouldn't dare cheat you, you know that."

 

"So you say. Regardless, everything seems to be in order. Take your prize."

 

Strormgiggle threw the soul gem in an arc at the man in the suit, and he caught it with ease. Without another word, they quickly left, turning down a side street. Stormgiggle chuckled to himself, and then slowly walked off in the opposite direction.  

what in the world 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

what in the world 

Umm... Look over there! A convenient distraction!

 

*runs away*

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*Dan types a few short notes on his computer before shutting it down and exiting his room with his newly reunited mail in hand.*

 

*Dan arrives at his small yet cozy home. (Despite his wealth, he still lives in his tiny apartment)*

*Dan throws the package he was holding onto his kitchen counter and crouches to greet Mr.Mumbles.*

"Hey Mumbles, how have you been holding up?*

*The fuzzy feline mews in response.*

*Dan falls into his couch and debates whether or not he should call Chris.*

*He decides against this for now but instead decides to open his still unopened mail.*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

j

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Win.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

=D

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

b

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Win.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

aye

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Win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

@, 

 

Stormgiggle rushed through the door of Dan's apartment, securely locking the door behind him. 

 

"The clowns, Dan! The clowns are here!"

 

Sure enough, an army of clowns marched through the streets, the squeaking of their silly shoes echoing down the roadway. They ruthlessly entertained all who dared cross their path, telling jokes and preforming slapstick comedy without even a semblance of mercy.

 

Gloved hands crashed through the window, grabbing hold of Stormgiggle, slowly dragging him towards what was sure to be a charmingly whimsical death. He managed to get off a few last words before he was dragged through the window.

 

"Save yourself, Dan! Don't let them get to you! You're the only hope we've got. Don't let Twi-"

 

And with that, he was taken through the window. 

Edited November 28, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Hyperhooves 872]

Oh my gosh, are there really evil clowns in your RP?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Absolutely. Twilight has gathered the most vile, despicable, and amoral beings in the universe under her banner. She has six great armies, each one representing one of the elements.

 

Laughter = Clowns

 

Honesty = Daleks

 

Loyalty = ???

 

Kindness = ???

 

Generosity = ???

 

Magic = ???

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]