mega thread Last Poster Wins

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Dan sits up, alarmed by the sudden invasion of killer clowns, and drops the still un-torn package on the ground.

"WOAH!"

He jumps off of his couch and stares out of the broken window in absolute shock at the events that had just occurred.

At first he believes that the clowns were a figment of his imagination, induced by lack of sleep, but if there is one thing he never fails to react to, it's a clown apocalypse... or free cookie day at Dave's cookie shop.

No, he had played Left 4 Dead too many times to joke about mildly entertaining idiots dressed in make-up and giant shoes.

Dan rushes to the kitchen, pulls open his silverware drawers, stashes away several butter knives into his pockets and removes the emergency crowbar that he had hidden underneath his sink.

"Hold on Stormgiggle! I'm coming for you!

Dan scoops Mr.Mumbles into a backpack, tosses it onto his back and dives out the window.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle had somehow escaped from the clutches of his colorful captors, and was now flinging shadow bolts at the invading clowns. Each clown he slew was immediately resurrected into a zombie clown under his control, and he was now surrounded by a protective ring of the undead. But it was for naught. The clowns were simply too numerous for Stormggiggle to handle alone, they surrounded his undead minions, throwing pies and menacingly honking toy horns.

 

@,

You get to decide what Twilight's armies of generosity, kindness, and magic will be. I've already picked the other three. As it stands now:

 

Laughter = Clowns

 

Honestly = Dalecks 

 

​Loyalty = Those killer robots from Terminator.

 

Generosity = Your choice

 

Kindness = Your choice

 

Magic = Your choice 

Edited November 28, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Hyperhooves 872]

Stormgiggle had somehow escaped from the clutches of his colorful captors, and was now flinging shadow bolts at the invading clowns. Each clown he slew was immediately resurrected into a zombie clown under his control, and he was now surrounded by a protective ring of the undead. But it was for naught. The clowns were simply too numerous for Stormggiggle to handle alone, they surrounded his undead minions, throwing pies and menacingly honking toy horns.

 

@,

You get to decide what Twilight's armies of generosity, kindness, and magic will be. I've already picked the other three. As it stands now:

 

Laughter = Clowns

 

Honestly = Dalecks 

 

​Loyalty = Those killer robots from Terminator.

 

Generosity = Your choice

 

Kindness = Your choice

 

Magic = Your choice 

Is the honestly team Daleks?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes, but they aren't exactly teams, they're army divisions. Twilight divided her army into six sections, and each section of the army represents one of the elements of harmony.The Daleks represent honesty because the're very honest; I've never known a Daleck to lie. 

[Hidey 2,836]

I've never known a Daleck to lie.

Of course, it's hard to lie when you only know one word.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Of course, it's hard to lie when you only know one word.

Exactly!   

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I'm back, sorry for the delay. Stuff happened.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

brace everypony 

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brace everypony

Faust is coming. Edited November 29, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Yo

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Yo

Dawg, I heard you like memes so I put a meme in your meme so you could rofl while you lol.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Dawg, I heard you like memes so I put a meme in your meme so you could rofl while you lol.

 

Alrighty mate 

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@,

You get to decide what Twilight's armies of generosity, kindness, and magic will be. I've already picked the other three. As it stands now:

 

Laughter = Clowns

 

Honestly = Dalecks

 

​Loyalty = Those killer robots from Terminator.

 

Generosity = Your choice

 

Kindness = Your choice

 

Magic = Your choice

Generosity = The Robot army of Grey Mann and the TF Classic Crew

 

Kindness = Agents/Programs of the Matrix

 

Magic = The Syndicate

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

heloooooo 

[Hyperhooves 872]

Hi

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Hello.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

gold

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Hello.

I'm being killed by clowns! Aren't you going to help me!? 

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(I was posting OOC but okay.)

Dan charges towards the necromancer-in-distress and begins bombarding the horde of crazed comedians with bits of metal. Unfortunately for the enraged knife thrower, the sickly group of sideshow jokers were not amused by his performance. Instead of applauding his wonderful display of fairly lethal inaccuracy, the mob of jesters became even more enraged and had begun to throw the blunt blades back at him... and were much more successful too. The dull bits of silverware plunged into the ground he was standing on just moments ago.

Dan shouts over the constant guffawing of the prankster horde, "We can't hold this point for long! Let's make our way back to the Jerk Co. building! There's plenty of supplies we can salvage from there!"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Right! Let's go there! But we'll need a distraction to escape!"

 

Stormgiggle summoned forth dark shadows, temporarily blinding them.

 

"Now's our chance to get out of here! Lead the way!"

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

plz 

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The fleeing duo arrive at the Jerk Co. building with minimal resistance after leaving the wispy shadows to their business. Dan throws the doors open and dashes inside.

"Hurry in, before the clowns see us taking shelter in here."

The pair fortify the door with some heavy furniture before taking a moment to rest.

"We should head to the basement levels. The R&D department downstairs is full of stuff you might need, ranging from technological contraptions to arcane instruments of manipulation. The equipment is mainly sorted in groups relating to either magic or science, but some of the more advanced tools used in thaumaturgy, alchemy and arcane study are a mix of both."

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

aye

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What I see when you post "aye";

Aye, Cap'n Crunch. I be talking like a pirate. AAARG!

Don't ask me why my brain does this. It just does.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

From AC4 :/ Edward Fan