mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, I see. You don't like to much light. Hmmm oh, here have this. *gives you a new candle that's not lit and then hugs you*

YAY!

[Hyperhooves 872]

YAY!

       

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

       

*does a kobold dance*

[Hyperhooves 872]

*does a kobold dance*

*smiles*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Hyperhooves 872]

You must be the lord of dance then. Would you please teach me how to dance?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ha ha! 24 hours have passed since my death, and thus I am alive once more! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ha ha! 24 hours have passed since my death, and thus I am alive once more! 

The best thing about you being alive is that you can be killed once again.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Kobolds! I HATE kobolds! Luckily I have a few tricks up my sleeve this time...

 

*Stormgiggle summons an ancient light dragon!*

 

*The cave fills with a harsh, unforgiving light!*

[Hyperhooves 872]

You can't defeat him

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You can't defeat him

Defeat him? Why would I want to do that? I just want to drive him off. My light dragon friend should be able to do that. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

Defeat him? Why would I want to do that? I just want to drive him off. My light dragon friend should be able to do that. 

Still you can't do that to him. Why would you want to do that anyway, do you really think by doing that its going to help you get more chances to win?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Kobolds are like rats. They're in infestation that must be dealt with quickly before they spread. I don't want those filthy, disgusting vermin anywhere near me!  

[Hyperhooves 872]

They seem good to me. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You've never had them infest your home before, have you?

Edited December 14, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Hyperhooves 872]

No not really. But still they do seem to have goodness in them, and I really would like to learn more about them.

I still wonder why they can't be in to much light, must be because they live underground, there's not a lot of light down there.

[Hidey 2,836]

can't we all just talk american

 

who wants to talk american?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

No not really. But still they do seem to have goodness in them, and I really would like to learn more about them.

Your're kidding, right? The very definition of kobolds is, and I quote: Kobolds are short, reptilian humanoids with cowardly and sadistic tendencies.

They are evil creatures by nature. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

Well, they could become good if they wanted to right?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I highly doubt it. What's more, they don't want to. They're perfectly content slaughtering innocents in the name of their foul gods. They are a blight on all that is good and just, and must be quickly eradicated.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Aargh! Light! Too much light!

 

*dies*

 

*respawns instantly*

 

*burrows away*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Where are we?

Are we still in Cloudsdale or are we in Everfree forest? I really have no idea.

Caves? Sewers? Space? A far off moon?

Edited December 14, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Are we still in Cloudsdale or are we in Everfree forest? I really have no idea.

Huh?  

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Huh?

I knew we should have taken a map with us.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I knew we should have taken a map with us.

No, I know the where but I don't know the why.