mega thread Last Poster Wins

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

lol

[Lisa 5,553]

mdr

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MDR?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

more doom release? 

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Many Deranged Rabbits? 

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I think it was typed out wrong. It should have been MDK.

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There you are Dan! I've been meaning to warn you of terrible danger!

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"You still haven't kept up your side of the deal.

Pay up or your scroll collection goes up in flames... assuming it hasn't already done so."

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You still haven't kept up your side of the deal.

Huh? What are you talking about? 

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"You know as well as I do! Fork over the Orichalcum!"

Edited December 31, 2014 by A.I. Pony

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You know as well as I do! Fork over the Orichalcum!

You were disqualified because you caused me to die! I don't owe you anything!

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"Do you take me for a fool? I've studied nearly every single scrap of paper that Starswirl had ever gazed upon, and yet you think I don't already know what a harmony artifant is? Ha!

I knew that the necklace you had in the stimulation wasn't able to be destroyed by friendship energy, but the ground on which you stood, well... that's a different story. All it would take to immobilize you is to leave you stranded in space. You had no way to travel in empty space, but I did, resulting in my win.

The only place where my plan could possibly fall apart is if you died, but we both know that didn't happen. You didn't die because you can't die. You are more than capable of coming back from the dead... and if there's one thing that I've learned about you after all these years, it's that you NEVER lose."

Edited December 31, 2014 by A.I. Pony

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All it would take to immobilize you is to leave you stranded in space. You had no way to travel in empty space

False. I can travel just fine in outer space.

 

 

 

The only place where my plan could possibly fall apart is if you died, but we both know that didn't happen. You didn't die because you can't die.

I did in fact, die. My body and mind were destroyed both in the simulation and in real life. Only my soul survived.

 

 

 

you are more than capable of coming back from the dead...

Yes, but it's not as you think. It's time for a lesson in Divine Necromancy! 

 

When both my body and mind are destroyed, my soul does not go to the afterlife as is normal. Instead, it floats off and travels around for a little while until it finds a nice place to regenerate my body. It takes only about a week for my soul to form my body. However, It takes several hundred years to regenerate my mind to it's full capacity. So my mindless body, affectionately named Proto-Stormgiggle, goes on a mindless rampage and destroys all life on the planet it's currently on. After several centuries my mind is regenerated and I go on my merry way.

 

This is what I was trying to warn you about, by the way.  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

forever alone?

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What?

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False. I can travel just fine in outer space.

 

Now you tell me you can survive in space. I never knew that the Boots of the Riftwalker were compatible with your belt. It must be pretty useful to also be able to riftwalk with them when they've melted off your feet.

 

I did in fact, die. My body and mind were destroyed both in the simulation and in real life. Only my soul survived.

 

From what I know about souls (Which apparently amounts to nothing compared to your Alicorn-like knowledge and wisdom), souls that aren't able to move from one plane to another can't possess objects, making them unable to fight against a being in the living realm... you know, leading to my victory.

 

Yes, but it's not as you think. It's time for a lesson in Divine Necromancy! 

 

When both my body and mind are destroyed, my soul does not go to the afterlife as is normal. Instead, it floats off and travels around for a little while until it finds a nice place to regenerate my body. It takes only about a week for my soul to form my body. However, It takes several hundred years to regenerate my mind to it's full capacity. So my mindless body, affectionately named Proto-Stormgiggle, goes on a mindless rampage and destroys all life on the planet it's currently on. After several centuries my mind is regenerated and I go on my merry way.

 

This is what I was trying to warn you about, by the way.

 

You should have thought about that before you decided to cheat!

Edited December 31, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

what

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(Also I'm using a full computer now, so don't be surprised if you notice a large amount of quotes, emotes , reaction pictures/gifs, colortext, bold words, Italics, etc)
 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

cool

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_WI^N

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Now you tell me you can survive in space.

Dan, I'm entirely comprised of dark energy! Of course I can survive in space!

 

 

 

I never knew that the Boots of the Riftwalker were compatible with your belt.

The boots of the PLANESWALKER allow me to survive in any environment without harm. (Which seems rather redundant, now that I think about it...  )

 

 

 

(Which apparently amounts to nothing compared to your Alicorn-like knowledge and wisdom)

I know much more than an Alicorn would....

 

 

 

souls that aren't able to move from one plane to another can't possess any objects, making them unable to fight against a being in the living realm... you know, leading to my victory.

While my soul won't actively attack other beings, it will counterattack any magical attack directed at it.

 

 

 

You should have thought about that before you decided to cheat!

You're one to talk. You used the simulation itself ageist me, which was cheating. I only acted to save myself. 

 

Anyway, all this is rather pointless at the moment. Shouldn't we be more worried about my mindless body destroying all life on the planet?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I'll take your victory....

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I'll take your victory....

No! It's mine! 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

I can't hold all these wins, dawgs! 

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I can't hold all these wins, dawgs! 

You win nothing! NOTHING!!! :okiedokielokie: