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[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I have the sword of eden, they can't kill me. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That's the idea. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Alright I'm back. They're all dead. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Wow. That was quick! Now launch the satellite! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Aims the hidden pistol at stormgiggle.

 

You didn't kill Altair right? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You do realize I'm talking to you from inside your own mind, right?  I'm not physically here! 

 

Anyway, I never break a promise. Altair is alive. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

What about Ezio? Connor? Arno?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hey! I never promised not to kill them! But I assure you I'm not going to kill them either. I don't want or need to.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Alright.................................

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So... Launch the satellite! And is the apple of eden on board the satellite!? I mean, I can see whatever you see, but It's always good to double check!  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

All set to go.. LAUNCH!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Awesome.  I guess it's okay more me to reveal my plans now that it's too late to stop me. Have you read the Wiki Entry on the satellite we just sent up? It's a thrilling read to be sure. Of course, it says the satellite can be used to control the minds of the entire planet, but that's not what I want it for... 

 

Oh, and I guess I can tell you that I've been working for Twilight the entire time. And I do mean the entire time, A.I. Pony.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Twilight huh... You're a dead man stormgiggle. I'm going to Twilight. 

[Hidey 2,836]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'm going to Twilight. 

Yes. Go and tell her I followed her orders to the letter. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I need to assassinate her..

 

This evil...

 

[Hidey 2,836]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Twilight assassination theme

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I need to assassinate her..

Yeah, good luck with that. 

 

 

 

This evil...

She's not evil! :okiedokielokie:  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Alright I grabbed Twilight and I'm ready to throw her outside of the castle. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Alright I grabbed Twilight and I'm ready to throw her outside of the castle. 

That's not the Twilight I serve, silly! I mean the one from the roleplay! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Yes that Twilight.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Yes that Twilight.

No you don't. If you did you'd be dead. I couldn't defeat her even if I wanted to, what chance do you have?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I have to unite!

[Hidey 2,836]

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