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[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

And thoughts. 

[Life Giver 1,063]

What about hugs?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Bread.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Ooo! I bet you'd go good with some coffee.

Edited February 7, 2015 by Kristoph Gavin

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh look, it's a defense attorney. I'll keep you in mind should I ever need to be represented in court. Which would never happen, of course. Do you really think they could capture me, the great Ghirahim?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

With the police force we have? Not a chance. If they can't even catch MaskDeMasque,than how in the hell could they catch you?

[Hidey 2,836]

Bread.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I am a slice of bread, a simple piece of food.

Somehow I've become animated.

What is this world I've written up to?

 

I know that it's tough, but I'll climb over stuff.

I measure for whole thundering inches.

From what I hear, that's pretty big for bread.

 

I am a slice of bread, given the gift of life.

Wouldn't you think this gift is dandy?

Well you'd be wrong, it sucks to be bread!

 

I want it to end. Become lifeless again.

Must find a way to end my sorrow.

Maybe I'll just become a piece of toast.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, it's now the 8th in my time zone, and my time in your pathetic world is at an end. I don't know how you'll carry on without someone as beautiful as myself, but nevertheless I must now depart. I'll be sure to wreak havoc and follow up on some of your punishments next villain day!

[Hidey 2,836]

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I have returned...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Forty Two has also returned!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Forty Two has also returned!

You have to admit, my silhouette is more frightening than I normally look...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You have to admit, my silhouette is more frightening than I normally look...

Uhh, villain day is over, right? Why did I let Ghirahim leave early? Now I have to deal with all these villains on my own!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Uhh, villain day is over, right? Why did I let Ghirahim leave early? Now I have to deal with all these villains on my own!

I was thinking the same thing...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Why do I have to live in a time zone that's ahead of most other time zones? I'm definitely seeing a negative of it now!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Why do I have to live in a time zone that's ahead of most other time zones? I'm definitely seeing a negative of it now!

Because you live in Australia?

[insert secondary snappy comeback here]

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Please don't hurt me, Clockwerk! I'm only a poor, defenseless, innocent 42 with powerful math-based abilities...

[Hidey 2,836]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 7, 2015 by PinkProlific IV

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Please don't hurt me, Clockwerk! I'm only a poor, defenseless, innocent 42 with powerful math-based abilities...

You aren't worth my time of eternity...

Wait...

Defenseless + Powerful abilities = ???

 

 

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[Hidey 2,836]

I'm having problems with the site's settings

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I'm having problems with the site's settings

Maybe violence is the answer...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You aren't worth my time of eternity...

Wait...

Defenseless + Powerful abilities = ???

Well, those abilities are still in the alpha testing stage...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well, those abilities are still in the alpha testing stage...

But, you said powerful...

So, you're like an X-Men who hasn't learned to use their powers yet?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

But, you said powerful...

So, you're like an X-Men who hasn't learned to use their powers yet?

That's a good analogy. Apart from the math meter idea from a while back, I still haven't gotten around to working on my abilities. So far, I believe my abilities will create glowing mathematics symbols or equations that I can launch at my target, each with varying effects if they hit. But that idea can change at any moment. Like I said, alpha testing.