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[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

A minor irritation

 

If I had actually tried, i could have done something.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Oh! Please, tell me the whole story!  It sounds like a really good one!  

 

I'm not sure if I should be the one to tell it. After all, it isn't my story.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

one thing that Q held dear.

...Hyperhooves?  

I'm not sure if I should be the one to tell it. After all, it isn't my story.

Oh, come on! You can't build up a good story and then refuse to tell it!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

That was before I met her.

 

Long story, not one that needs telling.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Long story, not one that needs telling.

Oh, come on!  Don't be like that! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Muahahahaha

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Very well then. If you refuse to tell the story then I shall tell it myself.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Good luck.

 

It's here somewhere, I'm sure.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

It's here somewhere, I'm sure.

I'm sure it is. I won't be looking for it though. I'll just make up my own story.  

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I'd tell it myself, but this is not a short story. It began with the birth of a universe and stretches beyond its destruction.

Opening credits appear and fade one by one.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Don't forget the loop around.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(The following is based on a true story)

 

"NOOOO! Somebody, please help me!" 

 

The scene opens as [insert what questioner loves most here] has been tied to a rocket about to be launched into a volcano by the nefarious Dr. Hollywood Phony!

 

"Muhuhuhuh! No one can save you now, my darling! Either you marry me, or I shall launch you into this volcano!" The insane Dr. Hollywood cackled madly, whilst twirling his mustache. 

 

"NEVER!"

 

"THEN DIE!!!" The nefarious doctor screeched, as he prepared to initiate the launch sequence! 

 

"Stop right there, evildoer! Let [insert what questioner loves most here] go!" The heroic Questioner demanded.

 

"Please, help me!" [insert what questioner loves most here] cried out in distress.

 

"Don't worry, [insert what questioner loves most here] I will save you!"

 

"Fat chance! I've already started the launch sequence! Nothing can stop Dr. Hollywood Phony! Muhahaha!"

 

"Nooo!" Questioner and [insert what questioner loves most here] yelled.

 

The rocket's countdown began, the numbers on the display ticking ever closer to zero...

 

To be continued in part two! 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

When the Thread was still quite young and free of Moderation there was a single guardian who inspired creativity, expression, and chaos. This guardian of discord was also a warlord and destroyer of worlds. He had the power to do anything; Change time. Bend reality. Create a pair of pants that had pockets containing an infinite amount of chocolate bars. He could even grant the greatest desires of those he liked, and this is exactly what happened. By chance, he met upon a fair lady who was as creative and carefree as Q himself. Taking a liking to the lady, he made it his goal to steal her heart. Before long, the pair shared a bond so powerful that only their own love could break it. The heart of the god-like warlord had softened with the delight of sharing his power with someone he deeply cared for.

However, one day, a man by the name of Clint Eastwood, rode into the Threadiverse on his pony. This devilishly handsome man had such a wondrous hat that drew in Q's love like a moth to a light.

His love was stolen, their bond was broken, and a war began.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I wasn't really trying.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I wasn't really even trying.

To save what you loved most from being launched into a volcano? That's harsh, even for you...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I wasn't really trying.

 

Oh please, the look in your eyes told me everything I needed to know; Love, sadness, and eventually, anger. You cared for her.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

To save what you loved most from being launched into a volcano? That's harsh, even for you...

The universe is a harsh place.

Oh please, the look in your eyes told me everything I needed to know; Love, sadness, and eventually, anger. You cared for her.

True, but in time all other things fade and die, I'm used to it

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

The universe is a harsh place.

So,true. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

The universe is a harsh place.

 

You see Stormgiggle? His heart never healed the wounds that were made by the one he cared for most.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Buahahahahaha

 

I don't HAVE a heart.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

True, but in time all other things fade and die, I'm used to it

 

They don't have to die. You know this better than most of us.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Not all minds can cope well with eternal life. Few mortals, if made immortal, will keep their minds over the aeons.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Life is getting in the way of my fanfiction

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Life is getting in the way of my fanfiction

Then end life.

 

It's simple.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You see Stormgiggle? His heart never healed the wounds that were made by the one he cared for most.

 

I see! He may have a gruff, stony exterior, but really he's just a sad little butterfly too scared to let his real feelings show, because he doesn't want to be hurt again...