mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well, you can literally abscond to No-Where, but it's a pretty rough place.

I can actually travel to the void using my ability to freely travel across dimensions, (I could even go to the true void) but why would I want to do that?

 

 

 

every time I see this I laugh

I know!  

 

 

 

Eh, you are no fun.

A fight with you would be no fun.  

Who does that smug mare in the banner think she's looking at, huh!? Who the hell does she think she is!?  :okiedokielokie:

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Haha, I've been looking at the IP.Board banner and was thinking "Pony? What pony?".

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Seriously, I'd like to knock that smug mare in the banner down a peg or two. Or maybe down a thousand pegs. 

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Knock 'em down the whole (eche)ladder!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Knock 'em down the whole (eche)ladder!

Yes. I'll knock her down so many pegs that she'll become homeless and have to eat garbage and sleep in the gutter. 

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Yes. I'll knock her down so many pegs that she'll become homeless and have to eat garbage and sleep in the gutter. 

 

Woah Woah WOAH!... Woah!

Hold on there. I meant like causing her to fall off of the rungs, not break them!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Punicpunch, I cheated in our fight, and I'm really sorry. I can't explode on command, that would just be silly. Can you ever forgive me?

Yes, now that you admit it at least.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Yes, now that you admit it at least.

Well, I was never actually there in the first place, I'm far too busy trying to find the King. That entire fight was just one giant illusion. 

 

 

Woah Woah WOAH!... Woah!

Hold on there. I meant like causing her to fall off of the rungs, not break them!

I'm trying to think up some horrific, yet non-NSFW torture for that smug mare, but I just can't think of anything...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well, I was never actually there in the first place, I'm far too busy trying to find the King. That entire fight was just one giant illusion. 

Of course it was...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Maybe I'll fill her swimming pool with acid that looks just like water...

Of course it was...

Sorry...  I would have greatly enjoyed fighting you for reals, but I'm far too busy trying to locate the King.

Edited March 9, 2015 by Stormgiggle

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Well, I was never actually there in the first place, I'm far too busy trying to find the King. That entire fight was just one giant illusion. 

 

 

I'm trying to think up some horrific, yet non-NSFW torture for that smug mare, but I just can't think of anything...

 

Good luck trying to find the endgame boss.

 

Also, wouldn't non-NSFW just be SFW?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Also, wouldn't non-NSFW just be SFW?

Yes. That's exactly what I meant.  

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How about sending her to the moon?

I hear she likes bananas.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*Completely lost*

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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

How about sending her to the moon?

No no no! I want her to die the most agonizingly slow, tortuous death possible. But I still have to kill her in a family friendly way...   

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

No no no! I want her to die the most agonizingly slow, tortuous death possible. But I still have to kill her in a family friendly way...   

I've heard burning is a pretty painful way to go.

Edited March 9, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I heard burning is a pretty painful way to go.

A good idea. Since none of my ideas were family friendly, I guess I'll have to go with burning.   

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Kid friendly and extremely painful death;

Death by clams.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Kid friendly and extremely painful death;

Death by clams.

Clams can't kill.

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Cover someone in live, open clams and they will clamp down on whatever is in their way.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Stormgiggle,are you pregnant?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Stormgiggle,are you pregnant?

No...   

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

No...   

You kinda look like it.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Cover someone in live, open clams and they will clamp down on whatever is in their way.

Clams cannot clamp again when they open.

 

Can they?

Stormgiggle, you misspelled your full name on your profile page