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[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I should advertise cybernetic upgrades sometime.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I should advertise cybernetic upgrades sometime.

Yes... Would you be willing to have a business partner?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Yes... Would you be willing to have a business partner?

I mean, I haven't opened up the business yet...

Sure, why not.

Good thing I'm wearing my business tie.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I mean, I haven't opened up the business yet...

Sure, why not.

Good thing I'm wearing my business tie.

Cool. I'll start by investing some money in the business. 

 

*Gives you a Bat-Credit Card*

 

There you are. I don't know how much money is on that card, but it should be enough to get things started.

Edited April 1, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Cool. I'll start by investing some money in the business. 

 

*Gives you a Bat-Credit Card*

 

There you are. i don't know how much money is on that card, but it should be enough to get things started.

Wonderful!

 

What should I work on first?

The products, business centre, etc.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

What should I work on first? The products, business centre, etc.

You should start marketing your product. The more ponies that know about our business, the more money we'll make. After that, we'll start on the production of the product itself. As for a business center, I can set up an elaborate underground bunker in the Everfree forest. And you'll also need this.

 

*Gives you Hate Chip*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

You should start marketing your product. The more ponies that know about our business, the more money we'll make.

How do you reckon I should do that?

 

 

*Gives you Hate Chip*

What exactly do you expect me to do with this?

[Hidey 2,836]

How do you reckon I should do that?

did you just use the word reckon

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

did you just use the word reckon

Yes.

I use it often.

[Hidey 2,836]

Yes.

I use it often.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

What's with the cowboy hat?

[Hidey 2,836]

What's with the cowboy hat?

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

I'm suddenly lost.

[Hidey 2,836]

I'm suddenly lost.

 

as you usually are.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

as you usually are.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

How do you reckon I should do that?

By marketing yourself! Put ads in the newspaper, and make billboards!

 

 

 

What exactly do you expect me to do with this?

Install it into all your customers.  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

By marketing yourself! Put ads in the newspaper, and make billboards!

I'll get right on that!

 

Install it into all your customers.

...Why?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

...Why?

So we can take over Equestria with an army of cyborgs!  

[Hidey 2,836]

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

So we can take over Equestria with an army of cyborgs!  

Why exactly would I want to do that?

 

Mmmm...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Why exactly would I want to do that?

So we can rule all of Equestria! Muhahahaha!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

So we can rule all of Equestria! Muhahahaha!

Why would I want to do that?

 

Equestria's a pretty nice place.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Why would I want to do that?

For fun!   

 

 

 

Equestria's a pretty nice place.

Yep. I would even go as far as saying it's magical. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Yep. I would even go as far as saying it's magical.

So why would we want to take it over?

If we take it over then we won't have the magical experience anymore.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

So why would we want to take it over? If we take it over then we won't have the magical experience anymore.

Nah. By taking it over, we can make it even more magical!