mega thread Last Poster Wins

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Oh? Then maybe I'll innocently ask about your weaknesses. 

 

No, wait! It was that tone of dimensional travel, right?

 

Feel free to ask, but perhaps we should speak somewhere more... private.

I have many enemies, and I'd rather that a frienemy knows of my secrets rather than every enemy.

 

Indeed it was. It is the sole reason why I have the power I have today.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

@, You have some beautiful avatars. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

@, You have some beautiful avatars. 

Thank you!

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Good morning.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Post

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Good morning.

Good morning Cinnamon! I just woke up!

[Xeltor23 704]

Hi everybody

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hi everybody

Whoa! You changed your avatar again?

[Xeltor23 704]

Whoa! You changed your avatar again?

Oh, yeah, I did

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, yeah, I did

Do you know how I feel about that? This expression. This expression right here.

 

...humans can make that expression, right?

[Xeltor23 704]

Do you know how I feel about that? This expression. This expression right here.

 

...humans can make that expression, right?

Oh, they sure can, with a little help however 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, they sure can, with a little help however 

Okay! So, what is your new avatar?

[Xeltor23 704]

Okay! So, what is your new avatar?

Oh, no one, just some poney to represent me  

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, no one, just some poney to represent me

Ponies!? You know they steal cars, right?

[Xeltor23 704]

Ponies!? You know they steal cars, right?

Exactly what I would do! 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Exactly what I would do! 

You steal cars? Isn't that illegal? 

[Mars Orbit 729]

I hereby decree that everyoje who posts after me is made of bacon

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I hereby decree that everyoje who posts after me is made of bacon

Bacon? That's pretty silly. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Bacon? That's pretty silly.

 

How about peaches?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

How about peaches?

I don't know... Aren't most people normally made out of flesh and bone? 

[Mars Orbit 729]

I don't know... Aren't most people normally made out of flesh and bone? 

Not if they posted after me!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not if they posted after me!

But you posted after yourself. Doesn't that mean you're bacon now?

[Mars Orbit 729]

But you posted after yourself. Doesn't that mean you're bacon now?

.....i hope not

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

.....i hope not

Yeah, I think so!  You said that everyone who posted after you would become bacon, and you just posted after yourself!  Seems pretty clear cut to me that you're bacon now. You need to word your magic more carefully next time. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Yeah, I think so!  You said that everyone who posted after you would become bacon, and you just posted after yourself!  Seems pretty clear cut to me that you're bacon now. You need to word your magic more carefully next time. 

Oops... Will you help me to not be made of bacon?