mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Mars Orbit 729]

I'm sorry, but I just can't let you.

I'm sorry, sir, but I have to.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm sorry, sir, but I have to.

I am Gatekeeper and Guardian. Nopony gets the win without getting through me first. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

I am Gatekeeper and Guardian. Nopony gets the win without getting through me first.

 

Then I shall go through you. Simple.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nopony gets through the Gatekeeper!

 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Nopony gets through the Gatekeeper!

 

Then I'll be the first

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Then I'll be the first

I don't think so. I'll use my vast psychic powers to destroy you.

[Mars Orbit 729]

I don't think so. I'll use my vast psychic powers to destroy you.

Ok. And after that?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ok. And after that?

Then I'll reanimate you as a psi zombie.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Then I'll reanimate you as a psi zombie.

That's all?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That's all?

I'll also eat that giant waffle you have.

[Mars Orbit 729]

I'll also eat that giant waffle you have.

....don't you ever threaten my waffle.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

....don't you ever threaten my waffle.

It's not a threat. It's a promise. That waffle is as good as mine.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

*chewing on an absurdly large piece of plastic wrap*

[Mars Orbit 729]

It's not a threat. It's a promise. That waffle is as good as mine.

Allow me to rephrase.

Don't touch my waffle, or everything may get a tad...explody

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Allow me to rephrase.

Don't touch my waffle, or everything may get a tad...explody

Do your worst.

 

*chewing on an absurdly large piece of plastic wrap*

Where did you even get that?

[Mars Orbit 729]

Do your worst.

 

*throws and angry cat holding a grenade*

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Where did you even get that?

 

Wal-Mart. It's actually standard size, but looks absurdly-large because I'm so small.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*throws and angry cat holding a grenade*

*You miss* 

 

Wal-Mart. It's actually standard size, but looks absurdly-large because I'm so small.

Do you want more?

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Do you want more?

 

*shrugs* Sure, why not? Give me your perfectly-fine plastic wrap and let me chew it all up.

[Mars Orbit 729]

*You miss* 

 

Darn. My entire plan has been ruined!

I shall return! With more grenade cats!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Darn. My entire plan has been ruined!

I shall return! With more grenade cats!

Yes. Do that.

 

*shrugs* Sure, why not? Give me your perfectly-fine plastic wrap and let me chew it all up.

*Gives you tons of plastic wrap*

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

*Gives you tons of plastic wrap*

 

Oh boy!

 

*starts chewing through it vehemently*

[Mars Orbit 729]

Yes. Do that.

 

Wait! I just remembered! I have an ace up my sleeve!

*pulls an ace out of my sleeve*

Aha!

*throws the card*

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

I don't think there is ever going to be a last post but oh well hi guys

[Mars Orbit 729]

Wazzaaaap