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The Diver

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Maybe if you weren't so busy diving all the time

 

Hey! Guy's gotta make a living! Plus, it picks up girls!

 

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"I could have been happy above if I'd never donned the copper carapace and dipped my head beneath the waves to hear the muddled man-made sounds. Distorted and dreamlike droning. The whir and thrashing of a distant propeller, the tumultuous thundering thud of fogbound freighters. Mud underfoot, no sights, except the grasp of a diver's trained hand, dreaming of distant lands knowing all the while this is what I love, not the blue skies and wondering faces above. Canvas, rubber, brass, copper, and glass. Leather and lead, mud and sweat, heaving around in dark, damp depths seldom seen by most yet talked about by all. As if a sunny, happy place where mermaids and seahorses play and chests of gold are lain bare, untarnished by salt and time for all to grasp who are bold enough to go below..." -"Deep Sea Diver", Steven L. Waterman
 
 
                  
 

 

 

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Half drowned ones, perhaps

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On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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A mere knife? Try harder you shall.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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The Diver

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Can't we all just calm down and have a drink? *hic*

"I could have been happy above if I'd never donned the copper carapace and dipped my head beneath the waves to hear the muddled man-made sounds. Distorted and dreamlike droning. The whir and thrashing of a distant propeller, the tumultuous thundering thud of fogbound freighters. Mud underfoot, no sights, except the grasp of a diver's trained hand, dreaming of distant lands knowing all the while this is what I love, not the blue skies and wondering faces above. Canvas, rubber, brass, copper, and glass. Leather and lead, mud and sweat, heaving around in dark, damp depths seldom seen by most yet talked about by all. As if a sunny, happy place where mermaids and seahorses play and chests of gold are lain bare, untarnished by salt and time for all to grasp who are bold enough to go below..." -"Deep Sea Diver", Steven L. Waterman
 
 
                  
 

 

 

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Yeah, this thread has been locked before

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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Zyrael

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pongas

 

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You think your pongas comment was funny? it wasn't. You've just entered a world of hurt son. You have no idea what kinda sh*t you just walked into. You best check yourself because I'm about to wreck yourself. You're messing with forces you can't even begin to understand. 

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You think your pongas comment was funny? it wasn't. You've just entered a world of hurt son. You have no idea what kinda sh*t you just walked into. You best check yourself because I'm about to wreck yourself. You're messing with forces you can't even begin to understand. 

Bring it on b*tch. You have no idea who you're dealing with? I write all the scripts for the tv talk show Doctor Oz. And I can force your relatives to watch the show through basic propaganda and then corrupt their minds with a message of hatred and that they all have IBS.

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Bring it on b*tch. You have no idea who you're dealing with? I write all the scripts for the tv talk show Doctor Oz. And I can force your relatives to watch the show through basic propaganda and then corrupt their minds with a message of hatred and that they all have IBS.

 

u wot m8?

 

fite me irl u cheeky kunt. I got my homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle

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u wot m8?

 

fite me irl u cheeky kunt. I got my homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle

Bitch please. My army consists of masses upon masses of chainsaw wielding pornstars and steroid dick enlargening body builders. There is no way an insignificant little worm of your minor and pin-dick or flat-chested stature could even compare to me. 

 

You would have better luck trying to haul your fat arse up a tree.

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Bitch please. My army consists of masses upon masses of chainsaw wielding pornstars and steroid dick enlargening body builders. There is no way an insignificant little worm of your minor and pin-dick or flat-chested stature could even compare to me. 

 

You would have better luck trying to haul your fat arse up a tree.

 

are you threatening to beat up a girl? shame on you.

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