mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Leere 8,291]

[Zyrael 1,471]

[Sparklefan1234 171,477]

Edited March 4, 2017 by Sparklefan1234

[Leere 8,291]

The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

 

A woman in a hot-air balloon is lost, so she shouts to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don’t know where I am."

 

"You’re at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.

 

"You must be a Democrat."

 

"I am. How did you know?"

 

"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve been no help."

 

"You must be a Republican."

 

"Yes. How did you know?"

 

"You’ve risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn’t keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault."

[Zyrael 1,471]

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

[Zyrael 1,471]

This thread is sponsored by the David H. Koch Foundation and posters like you.

 

 

Thank You.

Edited March 4, 2017 by TheLegend27

[Luigi 7,870]

This isn't Game of War, y'know.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

is it not? well it's too late to go back now isn't it ¦S

 

"by Mozgan"

[Leere 8,291]

@@Trottermare Galamane

[Zyrael 1,471]

[Luigi 7,870]

Not so fast, Chipper!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

[Zyrael 1,471]

I am bunny noe

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Oh no you don't...

[Luigi 7,870]

(drives by the thread in my Honda)

[Zyrael 1,471]

Now I am become bunny, destroyer of worlds.

Edited March 8, 2017 by TheLegend27

[Luigi 7,870]

(Throws a pink paint grenade at TheLegend27)

[Zyrael 1,471]

I am pink

Edited March 8, 2017 by TheLegend27

[Luigi 7,870]

(This guys gonna be a tough nut to crack)

[Zyrael 1,471]

lol nut

[Luigi 7,870]

[Zyrael 1,471]

mozzarella rella

[DJ Wolfe 5,349]

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Your status has got nothing on my  status.